unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

by Jack February 14, 2005

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 09, 2002

Rort

Rort: (verb/noun) To rort.
I rort, you rort, he rorts, we rort, you all rort.
Meaning: To have-it'. To partake in 'the rort' is to appreciate the funner things in life, predominately grog and Michael Jackson.
Examples: Last night I was on the rort. Saturday I got completely rorted. Let us rort.(religious/ceremonial). The rort is on. That was some exceptionally fine, London rort.
Derived from the Latin: Rortus - meaning, 'to have had a skin-full'.

Last night I was rorted

by Jack December 17, 2003

jesuszilla

Son of Godzilla!
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Gonna open up a big ole can of whoopass on Mothra.

by Jack September 20, 2004

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 30, 2004

the blade

Only one is The Blade, and that is me.

Holy Shit, that guy aint no ordinary blade, he is THE blade.

by Jack April 20, 2005