pearl jam

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.
I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.
by Jack November 19, 2004
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Virginia

First of all, 12 year olds like the kid above me make us look bad, (trust me, he's an exception to the rule). Virginia contains a wealth of history, especially in the eastern part of the state. In Norfolk we house the largest naval base in the world, which unfortunately, makes us the biggest nuclear strike target in the world. The military is the key economic factor in the eastern part of the state. They've tried to clean up the resort area in VA Beach, with limited success. "Decent" surf is brought to our shores in the winter time, stomach-chest high on a good day. I wouldn't recommend going past Richmond unless you'll be staying on the interstate, God only knows what goes on there. In summary, it's a hell of a lot better than Indiana.
Contrary to popular belief, Virginia is not pronounced like "vagina."
by Jack June 21, 2004
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buster or busta

Person who doesn't make good on their plans; who cancels at the last minute.
We've had these plans for three weeks, but Cindy canceled. She's a busta.
by jack January 14, 2005
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sarcdar

sarcasm radar, referring to how well people can dectect sarcasm in text
My sarcdar isn't working to well, i thought you meant that literally
by Jack February 11, 2004
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OTF out the front

type of knife where a sliding of a switch causes a blade to come out of the front of the knife handle, not the side.
I stabbed the thief with my otf knife
by jack December 05, 2003
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Romanian Handshake

To fuck a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a blow job.
Dude, bonus points if you get twins!
by jack November 24, 2003
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kesha

when you are backed up with poo for a long time and it just droppes out
I have to take a keshapoo.
by jack January 01, 2005
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