redneck

One who's neck is of a red color.
George Bush is a redneck, he engages in anal sex with other natives of unpopulated american lands, or hillbilly country, he likes this alot.
by jack May 16, 2003
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Heavy Metal

Best thing happened to music besides grunge.
Early Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Slayer, Black Sabbath, etc...
by Jack December 07, 2003
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P-string

A thong type thing with a fake dick attached to it so a transsexual male can pee standing.
I do not have a p-string.
by Jack January 19, 2004
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bonified

A word used by people who don't know the proper spelling of "bona fide", like Sheila Marikar of ABC News.
"The movie made$31 million in its opening weekend and transforming "Grey's Anatomy's" Katherine Heigl into a bonified movie star"
by jack May 14, 2008
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steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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cunt-plug

A long slender cotton object that women insert monthly into their cunts. tampon
She was feeling desperate as she was on her last cunt-plug and miles from home.
by Jack May 17, 2004
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linntie

linnet the name of a tiny bird that flits through the hedges and bushes, hence linntie a 'geordie'slang word for linnet
he was as quick as a linntie
by jack January 17, 2005
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