Jack's definitions

punani

A womans big hairy pussy with crabs

look abbie farmboura shes has a punani

by jack March 31, 2004

vitti

A slut who's nickname is crusty but has nice tits

Andrew was going to fuck that girl but she was a vitti.

by Jack January 17, 2005

Emergency brake

Meaning handbrake in English, there is no apparent reason for it to be called an emergency handbrake; as there isn’t often a emergency situation where it would be a good idea to lock up the back wheels. Smarter Americans call it a parking brake.

Yeee haw, I’m gonna park up and use the emergency brake to secure my car ya’ll.

by Jack February 22, 2005

alcopop

A fruity flavoued alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females. Also known as bitch piss. Consumed in vast quantities by 15-yr old girls with way to much make up and nowhere near enough clothing.

"What ARE you drinking? Not another alcopop! Go get a real drink!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

KOMPRESSOR

The term Mercedes Benz uses for their supercharged models.

The SL55AMG comes has badges that say "V8 Kompressor", meaning it has a supercharged V8.

by Jack February 26, 2005

jewf

A good looking jewish male.
Source-Anceient Hebrew

The guy I meet at the bank was a real jewf.

by Jack December 3, 2004

dynamic duo

A nickname for Batman and Robin

Will the Joker prove to be too much for the dynamic duo?

by Jack December 30, 2004