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Purple Nipple Clamps 

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
Purple Nipple Clamps by Ishlet August 25, 2008

Nipple Clamp 

A device that typically is composed of 2 clamps with a chain in between.

Used for clamping onto nipples to make them more erect for use in sexual activitys, or in a BDSM environment.
Ouch, I shouldnt have worn those nipple clamps all night long...

the Mistress attached the nipple clamps onto my breasts, and pulled me, subserviantly to the bed.
Nipple Clamp by Tonya Rose May 25, 2004

nipple clamptastic

when something is so amazing, that it is as awesome as a pair of nipple clamps.
"man today has just been a nipple clamptastic day"
"dude, this game is totally nipple clamptastic"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026