shotty

forcing the fumes of the canabis pollen through water via a disused fanta bottle with a pipe at the bottom, sucking all the air out from the top and inhaling.

Me and Garath stayed up all nite and did shottys. I slept for a week!

by jack July 01, 2003

butterfly

a hot ass woman who you wanna fuck

man what a butterdly

by jack July 15, 2004

genital scurf

the flaky discharge from the pubic region traditionally caused by the itchies and scratchies.

see also genital dander

this bitch had a mound of genital scurf up in her drawers!

by Jack October 07, 2004

bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush

by Jack November 13, 2005

Vidalia

1)The gayest town in all the land. Known for growing sweet onions.


2)Term describing a type of onion (usually sweet)

"Yall had any vidalia onions? There sweet tasing"
"Yall been to that town of vidalia? Its so gay there"

by Jack April 03, 2005

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 09, 2002

shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.

ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.

by Jack May 10, 2004