Jack's definitions

neonphyter

An elite graphics artist in whom must be asian and 6'4 in height.

Neonphyter showed me what its all about.

by Jack February 4, 2004

Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.

You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake

by Jack March 20, 2005

blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.

"I blove you, homie."

by Jack June 17, 2003

doom 3

Yet another example of developers satisfying their egoes at our expense.

Who cares for dynamic shadows and unified interaction of light and surface, if the player can't see a shit, basically.

by Jack September 30, 2004

bolshevik

1. substitute word used in place of "bull shit" so you wont get in trouble with teachers.

2. bullshit or shit

Pronounce the syllable "bol" like "bull" to give more flavor

"You piece of bolshevik"
"Bolshevik!"

by jack February 9, 2004

Hey Guys

Someone who tries to be cool but is not.

Marty is so hey guys. He wears his collar up all the time.

by Jack April 28, 2003

headies

A sweet wave to surf.

"yo dude, do you see that wave?! it's the headies!"

by Jack August 23, 2004