67 definitions by JR

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by JR February 22, 2005

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by JR December 12, 2004

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by JR December 12, 2004

screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick

situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"

by JR December 12, 2004

cancer

An uncontrolled meiotic division of a useless cell.

Breast cancer, lung cancer, colon cancer, testicular cancer, stomach cancer, etc.

by JR April 10, 2004

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by JR February 8, 2004

EPdogan

Rocking out with your cock out and/or hangin out with your wang out

I'm hittin the bars EPdogan style.

by JR May 7, 2004