67 definitions by JR

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

kegerator

a device used for cooling a keg

the keg is in the kegerator

by JR November 10, 2003

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by JR February 22, 2005

ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by JR December 12, 2004

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

cock vomit

sperm-dong juice whatever you want to call it

mindy got a face full of cock vomit

by JR December 12, 2004

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 30, 2004