JR's definitions

outraged

The leet master of the internet, has been known to reach upto 1 gbps once on a fxp transfer

i am outraged

by jr August 9, 2003

ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by jr December 11, 2004

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

penjoy

a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy

Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.

by jr February 23, 2005

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by JR February 7, 2004

coking

To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"

by JR July 4, 2005