jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by JR February 08, 2004

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 12, 2004

chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 12, 2004

penjoy

a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy

Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.

by jr February 23, 2005

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr September 21, 2005

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 07, 2005

Texas

All them mofuckers say that texas is redneck and shit... fuck yall, yall dont no wat texas is like.we dont run round in dem cowboy boots. if u want rednecks go to louisiana or somewhere else cuz we aint no rednecks. we kick yo ass in texas. ever heard the frase "dont mess with Texas" thats cuz we tough in texas. im from dallas and dats the place to be cuz thas where all the shit goes down. Texas is by far the best state n the us.

Texas is by far the best state ever.

by jr January 06, 2005