JR's definitions

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

rusty louie

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.

1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.

by JR September 1, 2003

pooper night

Any night leading to the act of "Anal" sex with a female. Term usually used toward a girl having a good party night.Saying was made as joke but usually taken literally!Term Created by owner of club Levels in Houston..

ex.Damn girl you look good, pooper night for you!

by jr March 23, 2005

outraged

The leet master of the internet, has been known to reach upto 1 gbps once on a fxp transfer

i am outraged

by jr August 9, 2003

ass mud

human turds, usually not in a toilet

i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud

by jr December 11, 2004

JR the man

coolest person in the world haha

I wish I could be just like JR someday

by JR February 26, 2005