JR's definitions

BUTTERED

when you get drunk enough to tell girls unflattering things about yourself,
i.e.
you watch immature reality shows
you can't afford a cell phone

However, a buttering is only successful if she ends up calling u

"I was so completely buttered last night I told this girl Kristin that I sold sneakers for a living"

by JR December 2, 2004

gfe

Girl Friend Experience.

Affection oriented escort.

by jr May 10, 2003

wolf date

when you get totally wasted and wake up next to a woman lying her head on your arm who is so ugly you would rather chew your own arm off and run than wake her up so thinks it was something more than a drunken one night stand

shit man, i got so wasted last night i ended up on a wolf date

by jr December 11, 2004

Nar

To be an ass or jerk

"Dude, that guy is such a nar"

by Jr February 5, 2005

nut first through a knothole

feeling and looking like shit when you are sick, hung-over, or got the crapped kicked out of you

shit man, you look like you got dragged nut first through a knothole

by jr December 11, 2004

Uggdugg

the act of milking ones prostate gland and drinking it.

When david says uggdugg i no its time to get my ass slirped up.

by Jr December 24, 2002

Clown Fart

A white kid who is really white farts an then giggles afterwards; Gay fart

Patrick stood up an let out a clown fart, then giggled like a fat dick.

by JR October 29, 2004