67 definitions by JR

(v) during the act of wordsex/word, rather than wordejaculating/word, the male urinates inside the female's wordvagina/word. This is not recommended, and is only for sick f's who would want to do this like my friend Dennis.
1. Instead of cumming inside of his girlfriend, Dennis chooses to give her a rusty louie.
2. Instead of getting up and going to the bathroom, I can use my girlfriend's vagina for a urinal and give her a rusty louie.
3. "Hey billy, what did you and your girlfriend do last night?" "I gave her a rusty louie man."
4. I was about to cum, but I switched it up to a rusty louie.
by JR September 2, 2003
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To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"
by JR June 24, 2005
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Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!
by JR December 3, 2003
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A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.
Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????
by JR March 30, 2004
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The act or process of being a dickhead. This word is synonymous with the word assholishness.

See also: Dickhead, prick, asshole
I was just pointing out your dickheadedness in that situation.
by JR April 23, 2005
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when u shit in ur hand at night and stick it on ur friends face!
i gave caleb the nastiest plunger last night.
by JR November 10, 2003
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human turds, usually not in a toilet
i stepped into an alley to take a wizz and stepped in some bum's ass mud
by JR December 12, 2004
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