JR's definitions

fuglunt

self descriptive- "fucking ugly cunt"

that sue with the missing tooth and the big ass is one mighty fuglunt.

by jr December 11, 2004

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 11, 2004

trouser tango

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

by JR April 9, 2005

crack buffet

dumpster dining in the ghetto

shit, bobby is on the crack buffet again.

by jr December 11, 2004

jackrabbit

1) shane's mom's dildo
2) shocker
3) JR

So we were looking for the breathalizer, and drew stumbled upon my(shane) mom's jackrabbit.

by JR February 7, 2004

ghetto buff

being buff without using vitamins or protien drinks but by simply working out. the word describes itself because someone who is poor cant afford all those vitamins and stuff so they only get fit by working out in a gym.

DAYAM!!! look at that nigga... hes ghetto buff

by jr September 1, 2005

bad-penis

To infect someone with venereal disease

Jimmy went ahead and bad-penised Julie last week! She is so pissed off because now she has the clap!

by JR December 3, 2003