JR's definitions

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

... as balls

used to desribe something to the extreme

it is hot AS BALLS out here

by jr June 11, 2006

EPdogan

Rocking out with your cock out and/or hangin out with your wang out

I'm hittin the bars EPdogan style.

by JR May 7, 2004

mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 11, 2004

Rockland

Rockland is upstate because
1) It is west of the Hudson
2) It was once part of Orange County
3) It was "red" in the 2004 Presidential Election

Anything other than NYC, LI, and Westchester is upstate.

by JR December 18, 2004

ven-tee

large, as given by Foamy!

I don't want a ven-tee cup of coffee, I want a large!

by JR January 6, 2005

femae

what vampires call a female woman

Mr. Reardon saw a hot looking femae in his bat cave.

by jr February 22, 2005