JR's definitions

as a friend

what a woman tells she likes you as when she is really saying "no fucking way".

"I like you as a friend though..." - Man being shot down by good looking woman.

by JR May 28, 2004

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

Fire In the Hole

the thing you say after receiving a drink from any fast food drive threw and throw it back through the window

"Thank you. FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"

by jr November 10, 2003

chat-ism

my goofy boss who combines what he is trying to say with what he is thinking and it all comes out of his mouth in a jumbled mess

hey, got take care of that stuff i told you to go do about the other stuff when you are done finished snacking lunch.

by jr December 11, 2004

sniglet

a little black boy from the hood

jamal is a sniglet at my school

by jr April 14, 2004

ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

penjoy

a cool way hip people who wear decorative ties say enjoy

Mr. Reardon penjoys a yummy glass of red tea.

by jr February 23, 2005