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screwin around corners

when someone jacks off too much with the same hand-winds up with a bent dick
situation-in the showers after gym class"boy russ, your crank is bent like hell, you been screwing around corners?"
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the screwin around cornersmug.

tray

A word to describe a fat, big breasted woman. To understand where it came from, just think of a hotdog seller at a game of football, they carry those trays around. Now imagine they pull their shirt over the top of that tray. Bingo, you have the square shaped breasts.
"Oh no....tray set us so much maths homework"
by JR January 29, 2005
mugGet the traymug.

a7x

by jr November 10, 2003
mugGet the a7xmug.

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it
i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the shartsmug.

trouser tango

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}
by JR April 9, 2005
mugGet the trouser tangomug.

cock vomit

mindy got a face full of cock vomit
by jr December 11, 2004
mugGet the cock vomitmug.

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