JR's definitions

true love

When you drink a litre of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.

"It's true love, I stayed up all night on a caffeine high thinking about her."

by JR July 4, 2005

Holey Moley Lachlan Doley!!!!

A phrase used in extreme circumstances when something unbeleivable has occured. Commonly used by Edinburger schemies who have moved to the Aberdonian pikey council estates. Phrase originates from down under where chavs cannot understand gravity and fall off the planet.

Holey moley lachlan doley!!! Is that Candice fae doon the road wi a new luminus pink hairbobble????

by JR March 29, 2004

skeet shooting

a term used for jacking some one off

that hoe loves skeet shooting

by jr October 23, 2005

sharts

turds and farts spaced evenly out during a loose bowel movement
extremely funny for anyone close enough to hear it

i was pissing in the urinal and almost soaked my shoes when somebody taking a crap let loose with a solid minute of sharts!

by jr December 11, 2004

trouser tango

The act of having Sexual Intercourse.

Friend- {knock knock} Are you doing the trouser tango, John?
John- Shut up, I'm busy!
Jane- {moans}

by JR April 9, 2005

italian mafia

Is the only REAL mafia around. Sure, you may here about the Russion mafia or the Japanese mafia, but they are not shit compared to the REAL Italian mafia.

The Italian mafia is the toughest.

by jr May 13, 2005

sink the sub

when you go into a toilet and see a turd so big it wont flush-so you piss on it as hard as you can to break it up and flush it so the next guy in there wont think you left that huge brown trout in there

i went to jim's and he must not have taken a shit for three days, cause when went into the crapper i wound up playing sink the sub

by jr December 11, 2004