cum guzzeler

a woman who guzzels seamen (or cum)

nancy's mom is a whore she guzzeles my cum daily

by jp July 06, 2003

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 08, 2003

crap cakes

alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive

Crap cakes! I just spilled my coffee down my shirt!

by JP June 20, 2006

damnshit

To say something is good

This pizza is the damnshit

by JP January 20, 2005

Pigger

puerto ricans who think they's black but they sure ain't.....relating to wigger except with the islander look

look at the pigger, he thinks i slashed his tires

by JP May 13, 2005

steez

The way I do things/the way I present myself with skill

You know I don't get down like that....You know my Steez.

by JP October 28, 2003

yodacaine

slang term for cocaine

got any yoda?

by jp November 19, 2003