Origin: Afrikaans slang term for woman's vagina; can be used very effectively when slagging anyone off
by JP January 21, 2005
To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 01, 2004
by JP November 30, 2004
1) To wax philosophical to promote your own agenda.
2) To get your message across to a number of people.
2) To get your message across to a number of people.
by JP May 08, 2004
The book that causes and Army of undead to arise which Ash totally wastes with his mad ass chain saw.
by JP May 05, 2003