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sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.
by JP March 29, 2004
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university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers
the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas
by JP January 28, 2005
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chillie dog

When you shit on a womans chest then proceed to thrust your penis in between her large breasts using your feces as lubercation.
by JP October 20, 2003
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
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ultimate frisbee

A sport played by college kids and obsessive debaters when they should be studying.
We've got a big tourney coming up, let's go play some ultimate!
by JP June 27, 2004
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nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.
Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.
by jp February 4, 2004
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windian

A white dude who is trying to be Indian.
Yo man, look at that windian hangin' with Punjab and Mahontek.
by JP December 15, 2004
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