tits on a bull

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.
by JP March 12, 2005
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Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb
Your shirt is so Juntti
by JP July 16, 2003
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university of texas

also known as tu

students are called tea sippers because they are a bit limp wristed

Full of hippies and queers
the university of texas is the 2ns best university in texas
by JP January 28, 2005
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snoogle

To lay comfortably with another person without any ties to a relationship or thoughts of sex; completely platonic
My best friend and I snoogled while we watched a movie
by JP October 25, 2004
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
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pop shot

When the guy blows his load in a porn movie.
Porn Star: "Last week I took the pop shot on my face, this week on my ass and next week down the hatch! Boy I'm moving up in the world, aren't I?"
by JP January 01, 2004
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twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch
You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!
by JP September 14, 2004
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