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alternative of "oh shit!"
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
an acceptable phrase when in a strict situation, where "shit" would be considered offensive
by JP June 20, 2006
Get the crap cakes mug.Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.
David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.
by JP May 13, 2005
Get the hegs wall mug.To inconspicuously pee sideways while walking forward --- usually occurs when a bathroom is not convenient and the group refuses to wait for you.
Steve sly foxed after leaving the party and got away scott free, but Toby peed on a tire and got himself arrested.
by JP May 13, 2005
Get the sly fox mug.When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.
by JP May 13, 2005
Get the box of rocks mug.puerto ricans who think they's black but they sure ain't.....relating to wigger except with the islander look
by JP May 13, 2005
Get the Pigger mug.To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 9, 2005
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