93 definitions by Jp
by Jp January 2, 2005
by Jp February 4, 2004
Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.
by Jp June 17, 2004
Humorous and accidental non-serious injury to oneself; usually reserved for referring to someone with a history of such actions.
Steve wasn't over here for 15 minutes when he hit his crotch on the edge of the table. He really Trefzed himself again.
by Jp January 26, 2005
by Jp March 7, 2005
by Jp January 22, 2005