116 definition by JJ

The little old man whose from the empire carpet commercials, just had a stroke, and is wearing 9 day old piss stained pants.(Often confused as Mr. Feeney from Boy Meets world)
Dick Blanchard sells carpets at low prices.
by JJ May 13, 2003

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A rotten vigina.
My mom has a fripy
by JJ February 25, 2003

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penis, skin flute, cock, one eyed trouser snake,
She really could play the slobber blues on my meat horn.
by JJ July 30, 2003

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When a toothles old lady perfoms oral sex.
Joshs grandma has me cummin for some gummin!
by JJ March 25, 2005

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African-American Vernacular English (AAVE) for "doing just fine."
Man: "How yo' mama, boy?"
Boy: "She befan..."
by JJ February 18, 2005

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dude who uninvitingly gropes/cops a feel on a unsuspecting girl
"Watch out for Mike, he's a total skizzbucket"
by JJ December 15, 2004

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a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the best death metal band around
by jj August 11, 2004

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