balls in a vice-grip

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

by JJ November 25, 2003

Fripy

A rotten vigina.

My mom has a fripy

by JJ February 25, 2003

rugby league

The inferior form of rugby. Invented in the North of England after a dispute over whether players should be paid. Can be quite tedious to watch as the defending team have to retreat after every tackle until the tackle count is reached.

Not as popular as rugby Union

Great tackle!! now bugger off and let him get the ball back.

by JJ May 29, 2004

coning

Game involving the systematic theft of orange street cones and strategic placement upon an unsuspecting victim's doorstep, yard, or vehicle under the cover of darkness.

Past tense: coned.

Ricky and the boys went coning last night; they got six houses with eighteen cones!

Past Tense: My car got coned three times this week!

by JJ October 29, 2003

cannibal corpse

a really awesome band. pay no attention to lame motherfuckers like "larstait" and "sven" they are just haters. CANNIBAL CORPSE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the best death metal band around

by jj August 11, 2004

Kickin it

smokin weed gettin high ;)

i was kickin it today wit angie and tony and we were so fuckin baked it was awesome

by JJ November 27, 2004

fucktard

A combination of the words 'Fuck' and 'Retard', this word can be used to mean 'Fucking retard', or even some kind of genetically modified super mega industrial retard.

"Hey guys, Bergkamp is the most influential player in the world", "Go away Pubert, you fucktard"

by JJ May 04, 2006