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the universal word. also the stem of several other famous words.
it is an adj, adv, n, v, etc.

1)n. something so fucking cool you have to say mojaklet.
2) the word you say to describe something when you want to sound perverted but completely mystify your friends.
3)outrageously sic
4) the liquid that makes up a cum bubble

other forms:
mojackulet
mojackulate
mojackify
mojackulism
mojackeuler
sweet mojacklet
at at foot ball game I saw this dude return the punt for a touch down and then they got 2 point convertion.
i said
" oh oh oohhh that was some sweet mojacklet"
by JJ January 22, 2005
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Jack ass. A donkey of a man. Unemployed loser, milking the social welfare programs.
You focking drobeski!

Why didn't you take out the trash? you drobeski!
by JJ February 2, 2005
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cliche internet catchphrase mainly used by idiots who don't know what "vapid" means. they think it means ditsy, air-headed or something like that, but really it means "lifeless" or "boring".
douchebag #1: paris hilton is such a vapid cunt! vapid!!! vapid cunt!
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.
by JJ August 21, 2006
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People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true!
"That person said Hilary Duff sucks! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.
by JJ July 28, 2004
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a dude with a perm that's obviously a pimp. done for style by metrosexuals
hey see that curly haired guy he's a parmp
by JJ March 11, 2005
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1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.
by JJ November 25, 2003
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