JJ's definitions

fadam

mexican drug lord who possess magical power and consumes endless beer

I always think about my fadam when i am taking a shower.

by JJ January 27, 2004

skobag

Stands for skanky ass ho bag.

She's a big skobag. She sleeps with all the guys.

by JJ September 19, 2004

boothed

Ringing people in the early hours and leaving incomprehensible messages on their ansaphones.

"Sleep well last night?"
"No. I was boothed 4 times!"

by jj July 29, 2003

time me to the fan

not sure...i am trying to figure it out..please let me know if you do (its in Beenie Man's song-Dude)

"I want a dude with wickedest slam,
I need a one, two, three holla man,
I want a dude who will time me to the fan..."

by JJ February 17, 2004

lub

someone who puts lights under thier bed.

lub has a sweet life.

by jj June 18, 2005

STANKIN BOOTY ASS

1. Someone who smells like they have bathed inside someone's asshole.

"I'm getting tired of being around yo stankin booty ass"

by JJ May 13, 2005

gordon keeble

big lump of a man made in the 1970's.

"Who's THAT?!"
"It's gordon keeble"

by jj August 12, 2003