kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 01, 2003

strip ping pong

A game of ping pong where the stakes are your clothes. Similar to strip poker.

I owned Jenny at strip ping pong.

by JJ December 17, 2004

sit on your honkers

to kneel and sit on the balls of your feet.

by jj April 23, 2003

sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.

"What's up, Sniz-batch?"

by JJ February 13, 2004

SPIT

1. To talk to a female with the intent of getting her phone number. Usually associated with game

"He needed to be taught how to spit to females.

by JJ March 03, 2005

santa clause

used when someone aks you a question but you dont wanna answer and are annoyed in a way.

'who paid for that drink?'
'Santa Clause'

by JJ June 30, 2004

status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.

Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue

by JJ March 10, 2005