Morley

A pint of lager with a bit of lemonade in the bottom. Usually drunk by ponces (or southerners).

I feel like a tart's drink. "A pint of Morley please."

by JJ July 27, 2003

skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.

ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.

by JJ October 30, 2002

mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards

Jerk: mmmmm mars bar

by jj September 28, 2003

corned beef

nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses

by jj April 23, 2003

stop reading garbage

If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!

This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...

by jj November 18, 2004

spam

Spam its right up there with corned beef!

by jj April 23, 2003

skydancer

skanky slut

Dawn is a skydancer

by JJ September 12, 2003