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sniz-batch

Funny twisted term of endearment/ noun of direct address (what you call someone) between chicks.
Derived from bitch, then bi-atch, then biz-atch, then sniz-batch. Concocted during a drunken chick's night out.
"What's up, Sniz-batch?"
by JJ February 12, 2004
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wankshaft

Derived from the two words, 'Wank' and 'Shaft'. 'Wank' is a slang word for 'masturbate', and 'shaft' is the shapoe of the male penis (as opposed to the female one).

'Wankshaft' is an insult, calling someone a 'wanker' and a 'dick', in one word.
Crash is a wankshaft.
by JJ January 30, 2004
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skills

Something that a 1337 person has lots of.
ph33r my 1337 sk1ll5.
by JJ October 30, 2002
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spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.
by jj July 4, 2004
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drobeski

Jack ass. A donkey of a man. Unemployed loser, milking the social welfare programs.
You focking drobeski!

Why didn't you take out the trash? you drobeski!
by JJ February 2, 2005
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world cup

International sporting event held between a number of participating countries in sports, such as football (soccer)and rugby (both codes).
by JJ May 29, 2004
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Slacker

1) adj. A Frenchman.

2) A person residing in France.
"I can't believe those slackers work on average 180hrs a year less than UK workers."
by JJ September 22, 2004
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