new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.
by JJ January 20, 2004
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spide

characterised by a stupid 'barcode' 'tash, shaved head apart from a fringe, a baseball cap on the very back of the head (the closer the peak is to vertical, the harder they think they are), trackies (usually white or disgustingly flourescent).
A complete lack of intelligence is usually neccessary, as is the pack mentality (usually displayed through large groups standing outside an offlicense crowded round a radio playin 'beats' and swearing at the 'wenkers' who wont get them shwall a.k.a. booze, usually white lightning - dirty dirty cider).
Usually seen riding around belfast on gopeds - those microscooters with a hairdryer engine on the back, or if they are slightly less trampy, in a 'madifeyd' vauxhall nova.
Their favourite activities include hassling people, robbing pensioners, kickin' off on people for no reason apart from 'slabberin', and sniffing glue.
those spides outside the offies well need a beating, glue-sniffin bastards.
by jj July 04, 2004
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Potable Water

Mexico does not have any potable water.
by JJ March 16, 2004
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Gooch kick

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch
i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.
by JJ January 11, 2004
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status quo

The shittiest fuckin rock band ever. tehy're about 90 and should hang up their guitars and stop making cheesy tunes.
Man, thats nearly as shit as status quo!

their entire album back catalogue
by JJ March 10, 2005
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Fo'Dog

A pimp that has a large amount of money.
Wow, look at the fo'dog in that Mercedes!
by JJ February 25, 2003
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apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".
"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."
by JJ July 13, 2004
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