JJ's definitions

Hizzle

Your crib

Hey baby lets go back to my hizzle fo shizzle

by JJ July 18, 2003

Rock Tumbler

When two or more people get into a garbage bag, close it, and have sex while tumbling down flights of stairs.

Very common in Eastern Asia.

Soon-Kwok Woo and Aika Sekihotai set the world record for "Rock Tumbling" down 65 flights of stairs without stoping. All that was left of them inside the bag was a gooey, oriental mush.

by JJ January 19, 2004

Double Gooch Kick

when you hit 2 people simultaneously in their gooches.

That bastard gave us a double gooch kick...so we killed his family and burned him at the cross.

by JJ January 16, 2004

chotch

People usually of lebanese decent who dress in black leather with button up shirts, all black, and wear boots with a buckle. Ussually found at bars.

That guy must think hes a chotch

by JJ November 13, 2003

kewl

kewl means wants to be cool, but it just is not cool.

The teacher is kewl

by jj September 1, 2003

apeshit

adj. An undignified loss of control, as in "To go apeshit".

"After losing the election, George went apeshit, trashing the Oval Office, the War Room, and the Clinton Memorial Bedroom."

by JJ July 13, 2004

Idiot

People who whine about definitions on UB being "hatefull" Grow up you stupid sissy's and find something better to do then complaining about what others think, and what is mostly true!

"That person said Hilary Duff sucks! Their definition should be deleted because it's haaaatefull! *sob sob*" - Straight out of the mouth of an idiot. And she DOES suck by the way.

by JJ July 27, 2004