JIMBO's definitions

Lau Gar

Master Yau brought the style to Britain when he came here in 1961. In 1972 the British Kung Fu Association was set up, and Master Yau being the current keeper of the Lau Gar style was invited to be chief instructor. Subsequently Lau Gar has become Britain's most popular (and widespread) form of Chinese boxing.

*WOOOOTAAHHHH!!!!!!!!...
"man are you ok? you've been in the toilet for a while..

by Jimbo December 7, 2004

shmutts

a stupid gayass mutha fuckin whiteass who is a bigitt

Shron is a shmutts

by Jimbo May 21, 2004

crunked

Slang.
Root words: Crazy and Drunk.
verb - To have fun and get wild, usually in a club or place where there is dancing and alchohol is served.

see also crunk.

verb. Wow did you see that girl on top of the bar shaking her booty? She is so crunked up.

by Jimbo March 4, 2005

wood duck

Useless bastard (Aus)

Jono: He's a wood duck!
Daveo: What's a wood duck?
Jono: Not a real duck!

by Jimbo February 23, 2004

puke and rally

Perserverance in the face of gastro-intestingal rejection.

"She's coming over here to talk to you. Your drunk ass better puke and rally pronto!"

by jimbo December 31, 2003

Do

1: To perform or execute
2: To kill someone
3: Hairstyle
4: To engage in sexual Intercourse
5: Attractive Dutch recording artist best know for her vocals in DJ Sammy's cover of "Heaven"

1: I'm going to do my homework.
2: We're going to do him in.
3: Yo Holmes! Do not mess up the do!
4: My and the bitch are going to do it.
5: Check out Do's site at www.domusic.nl

by Jimbo January 26, 2005

lifeguard

Someone who provides a reasonable standard of care for adults and children at an aquatic facility, who helps enforce pool rules and rescue swimmers in distress.

The lifeguard told that kid to stop splashing his friend.

by jimbo July 30, 2003