Ounk

A foreign slang for "Hottie". Mostly used by strange man when complimenting SPECIAL girls. This word is directed to people who have short hair and the cutest smile.
Marcie is an Ounk. She is the greatest.
by JH May 28, 2003
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Buyer Humor

Any uninteresting conversation that pertains to: TRP Levels, Rep Firms, Prime Ratings, Makegoods, Added Value, Ratings Books, Rankers, Bump Rates, or Weddings.
by JH March 12, 2003
mugGet the Buyer Humormug.

scone

Anything that is lo-class, or cheap. An item of little importance or relevance. Slang for any common pastry as used by those of little intelligence
I hate when our cheap company has quarterly receptions, all they serve are those damn scones. Take this scone and shove it fatty.
by JH March 12, 2003
mugGet the sconemug.

Calamaris

Used as the plural for calamari. It is used while a person is enjoying more then one calamari at one time. it is widely used overseas by Lebanese French men.
Marcie is enjoying her calamaris.
by JH May 6, 2003
mugGet the Calamarismug.

Lappy

Nickname of Los Angeles Kings forward Ian Laperriere. Can refer to anyone who likes to fight, talk shit, push people around, or has a horribly disfigured broken nose.
by JH March 14, 2003
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LFK

Little-Fat-Kid. A tubby little child who will grow up to be a Fatty. Also referred to by hot MILFS as a "Gordo".
That LFK has to weigh 200 pounds, and he's only 7 years old. Come here Gordo!!
by JH March 12, 2003
mugGet the LFKmug.

girt

large, great. (dialect, dorset uk)
- girt big donkey dick
- girt smelly cheese
by jh January 3, 2004
mugGet the girtmug.

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