philvia

a flacid penis, usually virginal and unused

lol a girl touched my philvia

by jeremy January 09, 2005

Wyoming

The state with the smallest population of 444,000 as of 2000. Also has only one city (Cheyenne) and only a few mentionable big towns such as Cody, Sheridan, and Laramie. In the winter, it stays below 0 for about 3 months specially in the west, and in the summer, the east gets anally hot, up to the 100s. There is nothing to do in Wyoming except for ski. If you are in eastern Wyoming, you are fucked, your better of in Kansas

Wow, id rather live in North Dakota then have to spend a week in Wyoming

by jeremy December 06, 2003

frigginblingtastic

so blingin no one can believe it

damn, that car is frigginblingtastic

by Jeremy December 08, 2003

ye ded

Used as an acknoledgement

Did you enjoy the Bus show?
Ye Ded!

by Jeremy April 07, 2003

boof dee doo

progression of time describing a menial task.

We walked, boof dee doo.

by jeremy February 06, 2003

Christmas Party

An event often held by companies in which employees frequently consume more alcohol than a baby elephant. Ass grabbing, photocopying genitals, inner-office hook ups , some idiot puts a lampshade on his head, and the boss gets sloshed and fires everyone are typical events.

Hello fellow co-worker, may I drink whiskey out of your navel and you can do a line of blow off my errect penis at this year's Christmas Party?

by Jeremy March 31, 2005

shakespearian shit

A certaint type of shit. not as popular as the ghost shit, the crowd pleaser, or the floater

Bob: Uh Oh....

Fred: What's wrong?

Jack: what's that smell?

Bob: I just had a shakespearian shit...

Fred & Jack: ????

Bob: Thy hath shit thy self

by Jeremy August 22, 2006