16 definitions by JDMGio
When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.
Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1
Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"
Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."
Ex. 2
Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."
Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"
Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"
Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."
Ex. 2
Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."
Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"
Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
A group of musically talentless "artists" that all wear bandannas regardless of whether they are practicing, sitting around tell everyone how great their music is and how they are way ahead of their time, or in the less likely of instances, actually playing a gig.
Dude, did you check out that group last night?
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
by JDMGio January 16, 2010
After a long night of alcoholic-induced gallivanting and merriment, Jason ventured home to partake in some rather elevating smokification.
by JDMGio September 27, 2010
A snoregasm commences when one slowly begins to snore. Gradually the snoring increases in both loudness and inflection until said snorer reaches the climactic audibility at which point he or she abruptly stops snoring. At this point the snoregasm has been achieved. Post snoregasm, one may or may not disenthrall a sigh of relief.
Whilst watching the football game at Steve's house, Corpulent Carl maliciously consumed nearly all 24 PBRs he had brought with him. Not even reaching the final quarter of the game, Carl abruptly became inexorably comatose in Steve's recliner at which point he began to snore. The snoring became exponentially louder and louder with every breath that was taken until those violent flood gates opened and snoregasm was achieved. With a sigh of relief and satifaction, Carl rolled to his side releasing a fowl, sulfuric fart. Steve, being a sober witness to the events, was never the same. The image of Corpulent Carl's daunting smile post snoregasm forever haunts his dreams.
by JDMGio December 23, 2009
Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
by JDMGio January 18, 2011
When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).
by JDMGio January 6, 2011
The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
by JDMGio October 20, 2010