Being a cat is awesome! You get to sleep all day and do nothing, not to mention you get to shit in a enclosed box with a sand floor...it's like a shit fort!
by JDMGio August 02, 2011
A group of musically talentless "artists" that all wear bandannas regardless of whether they are practicing, sitting around tell everyone how great their music is and how they are way ahead of their time, or in the less likely of instances, actually playing a gig.
Dude, did you check out that group last night?
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
You mean the band-danna? Yeah, I guess they were pretty good, especially if you like Jersey Shore.
by JDMGio January 16, 2010
When a man ejaculates onto a female, creating an intricate web of semen that connects moles and/or freckles, which in turn resembles a grouping of celestial bodies (a constellation).
by JDMGio January 06, 2011
An absurd amount of snow/ice accumulation during a snowstorm. Airport closures, high rates of traffic accidents and general mass chaos typically ensue.
This past January seemed quite blizzsurd, seeing how the entire Eastern seaboard was heavily blanketed in snow and ice. Luckily I wasn't one of those poor bastards stuck in an airport or in there car.
by JDMGio January 28, 2011
Due to the unfettering threat of bear attacks - stemmed by one Mr. Stephen Colbert - it is an idiom that suggests one should be mindful of there surroundings, especially when one ventures into known bear territory (Note: Terra Firma is considered bear territory).
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
This phrase can intrinsically refer to Melissophobia as well.
Suzy: "You wanna go on a hike up Blood Mountain?"
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
Trevor: "I'd love too! We should bear in mind the dangers of hiking that mountain though."
Suzy: "Bear in mind what dan-"
*Out of nowhere, a black bear (ninja bear) mauls Suzy to death. Trevor is speechless. . . but goes on the hike anyways. The End.*
by JDMGio January 18, 2011
The act of bribing someone with a tasty sandwich as payment for aiding in a strenuous/superfluous endeavor.
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
*Recipients should be wary, bribers may or may not renege on sandwich payment.*
Will: "Hey Mac, would you mind helping me load these 57 bags of concrete mix into my truck?"
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
Mac: "Are you serious!?! I've got other sh-"
Will:"There is a Publix Chicken Tender sub in it for you."
Mac: "Damn you and your scamwich tactics!. . . alright, I'll help."
by JDMGio October 20, 2010
Much like a broseph, a brobarian is equal to that of a bro, dude, man, etc. with the defining characteristics of being a rather large individual, usually quite muscular and strong, and being the friend that typically starts/finishes fights.
Jason: Dude, I wouldn't mess with Patrick if I were you, he's a fucking brobarian of mine.
Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?
PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.
Andy: Yeah, and what if I do mess with him?
PATRICK: I WILL FUCKING CRUSH YOUR FACE AND BEAT YOU WITH MY 5 IRON.
by JDMGio February 10, 2010