JASON's definitions

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

backstreet boys

The Best Band Ever, the only guys who don't like them are insecure and jealous.

i saw the backstreet boys in concert and i creamed my pants!

by jason April 25, 2005

rentacop

any person who has a security related job that cannot carry a gun, and who spends most of his/her time eating doughnuts and drinking coffee.

mall Security

by Jason December 3, 2003

wisest

Someone with infinite god-like and omniscient qualities. An all-knowing being whose intelligence and wit dwarfs that of even the greatest thinkers of our time.

Wisest, what do you think the best course of action would be in this situation?

by Jason March 30, 2005

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 12, 2003

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

OpenTechHelper

A technical helper on Battle.net that helps with Diablo2, Starcraft, and Warcraft4 problems. Not a bot.

Used when referring to OTH

by Jason March 3, 2004