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Definitions by JAMEs

shitlicker 

A sycophantic follower of another's feelings or leanings, irrespective of their own opinons. Probably gay. Defintely sadistic and cruel, but weak.
"Oh yes, you're defintely right there John, you're the best" (shitlicker)
shitlicker by james November 15, 2003
A woman of ill repute, or an insult to a woman to suggest infidelity or bad sexual habits. Derrived from the words slag and maggot by SKC Melbourne, much like the word slamington
Piss off slaggot, we're trying to have a friendly gathering without you slutting it up.
Slaggot by James November 14, 2003

Bad Bloke Moke 

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.
Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"
Bad Bloke Moke by James November 14, 2003

Scrotum Slap 

After a long day of hot sweaty work, putting your hand down your pants and filling your palm w/sweat from your scrotum. Then with said sweat slapping somebody dear to you.
Yo man, I just got off work and I went up to Andrew and gave him a Scrotum Slap.
Scrotum Slap by James November 13, 2003
Someone who has a thick voice who is trying to sound like people who don't have a thick-sounding voice, but then again they can't help it so why bother trying?
*Listening in to my brother on the phone*...wooder, wooder, wooder
wooder by James November 12, 2003

vehwelmence 

to say something with flair and style.
that speech was done with vehwelmence!
vehwelmence by James November 12, 2003
the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure
"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"
Cottaging by James November 11, 2003