bent

to have a talent for
she has a bent for painting.

she has a bent for blowjobs, they are fantastic

he has a bent for car repair
by Jake March 06, 2004
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My Mom

my mom is the fattest most grossest uglyest bitch ever to walk the earth
and has a dick
by jake April 06, 2003
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Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.
by Jake November 18, 2004
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troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)
"hey man troff that app suckah."
by Jake April 25, 2005
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yard

man Yard going to the club, we got the 40'z right here!
by jake April 23, 2003
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chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.
after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.
by jAkE March 10, 2005
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pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004
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