sheltie

A small sheep-dog that looks like a miniature Lassie. Sweet, playful and loves her owner like crazy, is very obstinate and nervous though, and males are very effeminate so these are not dogs for people who want a male dog for the sake of having a male dog (basically macho prats who want a protection dog) Everything else about this breed is positive just like the beautiful rough collie.
"Is that a baby Lassie?" "No its an adult sheltie, she's now 3 years old"
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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A Class

A small comical car made by Mercedes Benz which has a tendency to roll over and make squicking or squiking noises.
Generally sold to those with a sense of humour and can take a joke.
What is that hilarious thing? Its a Mercedes A Class, I know, i couldnt stop laughing when I first saw one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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spaniel

A small filthy breed of dog with many vile habits, usually impossible to house-train and un-avoidably highly strung.
Often advertised as being sweet and innocent by unscrupulous breeders who make shed-loads of cash. Also prone to most health problems and keep the vets going to the Carribean 4 times a year.
Cavalier King Charles Spaniels are the worst. Trust me, we have been unfortunate enough to put up with one of these sub-standard so called pets.
Oh for gods sake, that boggle eyed rat you call a spaniel has p*ssed all over the rug again, isnt it time we had the cretin destroyed?
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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squalor

Just visit Hatton in Derbyshire UK and this shit-hole fits the description, enough said.
Fucking Hell, do we have to go through that squalor to get to Burton-On-Trent?
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bee

Black and yellow cuddly furry little flying Teddy Bears who fly around making jam and getting pissed on pollen which is well fun since they are shortsighted and tend to fly at you whilst intoxicated.
Watch out for that bumble bee, he has had a few and is heading your way!!!
by J. Lowndes August 15, 2006
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cunt mouse

Tampon used by women at period time
My cunt mouse got stuck inside me as its tail disappeared from view
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sprout

2nd generation Vauxhall/Opel Frontera 4x4, nicknamed because of its sprouting aerial. A fantastic vehicle.
How much are you asking for sprout? I have always wanted one.
by J. Lowndes August 14, 2006
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