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shit box

Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004
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savage

Dooley's a fucking heartless savage, yo.
He'll make out solid, man.
by J. Michael Reiter February 16, 2004
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Banana Boat

1.

an ultra mad cool treat you need a barbecue, campfire, or a hot conventional or convectional oven to complete along with big glass of milk to cool off your burning tongue and lips with; sort of like
s'mores, but with a banana and not graham wafers.



2. A glass dish that is meant to hold a banana split.
Banana Boats make a camp out, a sleep over or any outing a true festival, indeed!
by J. Michael Reiter May 6, 2005
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bigtoe

That could be either of the two biggest digits on your feet;
or when spelled thusly: Big T.O.E. refers to the Big Theory Of Everything, which by it self, is self explanatory.
1. OUCH!!!!!!! I crushed my big toe!
2. The Big Theory Of Everything is a complicated mess of facts, figures and things totalling the sum 42.
by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005
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satanism

a "religion" that is a compendium of moral subjectivism, watered down Nietzche, and De Sade as well as some anti christian and Pagan ideas. It is also associated with darkness and violence. It is generally practised by angry immature pizza faced teens who are insecure and immature...
This is also the sort of thing that is a scapegoat for Columbined High Style School Shootings... By the way, due to the very dark and violent nature of this, it gets the practicioners a royal fucking up from the football and wrestling teams. The victims of said fucking up tend to chant the name of their dark lord while they're getting fucked up by the football and wrestling teams, is if that will help: The belief and advertisement of it is what starts the shit to begin with...
Uh, Oh!! The computer geeks and goths who do satanism better watch out! The football and wrestling teams are looking to fuck up somebody for squicking out them and the other "norms"!
by J. Michael Reiter November 1, 2004
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Cheating

The Kiss of Death for one's academic career especially if you are in Senior High School/First Year University. Anyone caught tend to be expelled and or blackballed from the college or campus in question... Rightfully so, too.
Cheating on tests is cheating yourself...
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
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wedgie

formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Whoo whee!! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald!!!
Dumbass Fuck!...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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