J. Michael Reiter's definitions

Guitar

a precision tool with which the skillful ones can make the music this city is built on.

Jimi Hendrix is a guitar GOD.

by J. Michael Reiter January 2, 2005

we built this city on rock and roll

a phrase from We Built This City, a song from Starship, a band who in previous incarnations had been known as Jefferson Starship, and previously to that, Jefferson Airplane... Some folk despise this song, maybe rightly so, because in their 1960's incarnation as Jefferson Airplane, this band was one of the ones from that era that mattered.

We built this city on rock and roll..

by J. Michael Reiter June 13, 2004

Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.

Call in the Marines!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...

The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.

by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004

puppie

infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...

Puppies and Kittens are heartwarming balls of fur that grow into Dogs and Cats...

by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005

Aquascutum

a top class British manufacturer that makes an every bit classy double breasted ten button trench with belt and cuff straps as Burberry. It is also found on the backs of the world's miscreants, but this unfortunate happenstance is cancelled out be the fact that enough of the world's beautiful to MOST beautiful women in possession of these coats... and they know precisely how to wear them;

with the buttons buttoned, the collar open and the belt fastened tightly by the buckle with the cuff straps fastened just snugly enough to ward off chills...

An Aquascutum trench coat should be in the closet of every beautiful to most beautiful woman, in sufficient quantity to be had one every day of the week, 52 weeks of the year...

by J. Michael Reiter October 25, 2004

pot

Otherwise known as Marijauna. Or Shit, wacky tobacky, weed, bhang, or Mary Jaise, Mary J's, or MJ.

Dog, Yo, Yo, YO! Let's score some fine ass pot, ma bruzzle!!!

by J. Michael Reiter September 6, 2004