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Muay Thai

an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.

Ditto for guns...
Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...
by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005
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AOL Disk

Largely Wasted space and a wasted Magneto Optical disk, ie, a CD.

Good for coasters, christmas tree ornaments or destroying in your Microwave...
Got an AOL disk? Good. I need more for my collection...
by J. Michael Reiter May 22, 2005
mugGet the AOL Diskmug.

chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005
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perhogies

a side dish that originated in Caucausia;
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...
Perhogies, man, Perhogies!!!! GET OUT THE
COLD FRESH SOUR CREAM!!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter February 5, 2005
mugGet the perhogiesmug.

Karate.

Okinawan Unarmed Combat, that has been treated like shit by any one of its practictioners, not to mention the most recent ones as of the late 1980's by many a snotty nosed kid and young adult alike.
Karate, or any unarmed form, should be treated like a gun and pile of bullets:
WITH UTMOST RESPECT, AND DILIGENCE!!!!
Karate is a difficult and demanding thing.
by J. Michael Reiter June 16, 2005
mugGet the Karate.mug.

Sadism

a reason for a pissed off neighbourhood to come to come and hang your distasteful and disgusting degenerate ass from a light standard in said neighbourhood if you are ever outed as such.
Sadism is a term found in every edition of of DSM IV and Sexualis Pychopathia ever since these tomes were written
by J. Michael Reiter October 31, 2004
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shit box

Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...
eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....
by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004
mugGet the shit boxmug.

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