Definitions by J. Michael Reiter
Muay Thai
an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.
Ditto for guns...
Ditto for guns...
Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...
Muay Thai by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005
perhogies
a side dish that originated in Caucausia;
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...
perhogies by J. Michael Reiter February 5, 2005
puppie
infinitely preferable to human children; They only need to be housebroken, fed and watered. They give all the love there is to give, and then some. Unfortunately, while they as grown up dogs are considered man's best friend, Man is not necessarily Dog's friend of any particular quality by any stretch of the imagination...
puppie by J. Michael Reiter January 4, 2005
Burberry
Burberry is the maker of a fabulous double breasted trench coat that comes in Blue, Navy Blue, Black, and of course, Beige!
They tend to found in the hands of the world's miscreants: see the entries under
pikies, [townies and neds.
What makes Burberry far out is that they are also found on the backs or at least in the closets of the world's beautiful to MOST BEAUTIFUL women who know precisely how to wear their Burberry Treasure...
They tend to found in the hands of the world's miscreants: see the entries under
pikies, [townies and neds.
What makes Burberry far out is that they are also found on the backs or at least in the closets of the world's beautiful to MOST BEAUTIFUL women who know precisely how to wear their Burberry Treasure...
Women who own a Burberry double breasted trench coat in any colour they come in, wears them thusly; with the arms in the correct corresponding sleeves, with the buttons correctly fastened and the collar open or closed and turned up as befits the clemency of the weather;
The belt is also in use: buckled tightly to show the world her queenly 39.5x22x36 in. measurements with... Oh, Yes; Lynda Carter, when she was still making Wonder Woman, should have had one of these for when she had to appear as WW's Alter Ego Diana Prince instead of that tepid looking knockoff she actually did wear...
The belt is also in use: buckled tightly to show the world her queenly 39.5x22x36 in. measurements with... Oh, Yes; Lynda Carter, when she was still making Wonder Woman, should have had one of these for when she had to appear as WW's Alter Ego Diana Prince instead of that tepid looking knockoff she actually did wear...
Burberry by J. Michael Reiter December 26, 2004
Digital Camera
an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!
Digital Camera by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004
wedgie
formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
wedgie by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004