J. Michael Reiter's definitions

chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.

Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005

Digital Camera

an apparatus that uses either a CMOS or a CCD to take the place of the film. It makes photography easier and generally rock like San Francisco in a fucking earthquake!!!

Let's go buy a digital camera made by Canon!

by J. Michael Reiter December 11, 2004

savage

A fucking survivor, children.

Dooley's a fucking heartless savage, yo.
He'll make out solid, man.

by J. Michael Reiter February 16, 2004

shit box

Can either be a beat up rusty old pick up truck of 2X4 or 4x4 suspension; or if you are in the military of your country it is the locker/footlocker you store your "shit", i.e. personal kit in...

eg. 1 There is a shitbox pickup truck contest on at the exhibition grounds in three weeks!!!
eg. 2 Shake out your shitboxes, and line up the contents on your bunks, plugs! Inspection in twenty six mike! the Sergeant shouted, booming....

by J. Michael Reiter July 14, 2004

Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.

Call in the Marines!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...

The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.

by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004

we built this city on rock and roll

a phrase from We Built This City, a song from Starship, a band who in previous incarnations had been known as Jefferson Starship, and previously to that, Jefferson Airplane... Some folk despise this song, maybe rightly so, because in their 1960's incarnation as Jefferson Airplane, this band was one of the ones from that era that mattered.

We built this city on rock and roll..

by J. Michael Reiter June 13, 2004