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wedgie

formerly known in Canada as a Gotch pull.
Generally painful and humiliating, considered an excuse to hand out a serious shit kicking at recess or after school;
As bad as noogies.
Whoo whee!! I Just gave a wedgie to Stupid Stacy McDonald!!!
Dumbass Fuck!...
by J. Michael Reiter November 7, 2004
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Cheating

The Kiss of Death for one's academic career especially if you are in Senior High School/First Year University. Anyone caught tend to be expelled and or blackballed from the college or campus in question... Rightfully so, too.
Cheating on tests is cheating yourself...
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
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Ka-Bar

a single edged knife with a rawhide handle that was designed and made during WWII and used by the USMC, as both a fighting and utility knife. This knife is still on issue to the USMC, like it deserves to be.
Ka-bars were the choice knife for the USMC since the Second World War...
by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005
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Tiger.

1.

Tigers are a large striped Feline predatory Being found in the forests of India, Siberia, and Sumatra. These beings are considered the largest of their class, and are also the most endangered...

2. A term of endearment between male parents and male offspring;

3. What Alpha Males are called by their Females as endearment;

4. A sort of deprecation used by Police, Lawyers, etc.
1. The Siberian Tiger is as endangered as the Bengal Tiger.
2. Hey, Tiger! Let's go to the Water Park!

3. Mmmmm, Tiger! Shag me some more, Baby!!

4. Hold on, Tiger. Kilbourne Hall isn't exactly Kindergarten!
by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005
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Muay Thai

an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.

Ditto for guns...
Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...
by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005
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German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...
Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.
by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004
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chocolate chip cookies

The Definitive Taste Treat when warm enough to have the chocolate chips semi solid and, combined with cold whole milk.

This improves one's view of the world and life in general, by significant degrees.
Chocolate chip cookies and whole milk...
YUM, YUM!!!!
by J. Michael Reiter April 11, 2005
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