J. Michael Reiter's definitions

zed

"Zed" is the way us educated Canadians and British have pronounced the last letter of the latest incarnation of the Roman Alphabet.

ABC you get the rest, X, Y, ZED, DAMMIT, NOT ZEE!

by J. Michael Reiter July 24, 2006

Ka-Bar

a single edged knife with a rawhide handle that was designed and made during WWII and used by the USMC, as both a fighting and utility knife. This knife is still on issue to the USMC, like it deserves to be.

Ka-bars were the choice knife for the USMC since the Second World War...

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

Muay Thai

an unarmed combative scheme from Asia that seems to work, and is all very well and good for, lightweight pencil necks against the same for opponents. Run into a 200 lb. monster with a neck like a dock pile, and it all seems to just quit working.

Ditto for guns...

Muay Thai punches and My Tais have one thing in common... They both hit like freight trains when used properly...

by J. Michael Reiter February 20, 2005

Tiger.

1.

Tigers are a large striped Feline predatory Being found in the forests of India, Siberia, and Sumatra. These beings are considered the largest of their class, and are also the most endangered...

2. A term of endearment between male parents and male offspring;

3. What Alpha Males are called by their Females as endearment;

4. A sort of deprecation used by Police, Lawyers, etc.

1. The Siberian Tiger is as endangered as the Bengal Tiger.
2. Hey, Tiger! Let's go to the Water Park!

3. Mmmmm, Tiger! Shag me some more, Baby!!

4. Hold on, Tiger. Kilbourne Hall isn't exactly Kindergarten!

by J. Michael Reiter April 29, 2005

Marines

a group of violent killers that work for the US federal government.

Call in the Marines!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter April 6, 2005

Ku Klux Klan

a corrupted greek word (Kyklos, meaning circle) that is synonymous with hatred and stupidity in the USA, especially in the south. The membership is frighteningly wide and all too well represented by doctors, lawyers, police officers, all kinds of lay people, THE CLERGY for fuck's sakes, the list goes on...
Basically a bunch of the blackheartedest, and most stupid world beating dumbasses to disgrace a quarter of the human population...

The Ku Klux Klan is a bunch of fucktards in white bedsheets, with a wide membership.

by J. Michael Reiter September 15, 2004

we built this city on rock and roll

a phrase from We Built This City, a song from Starship, a band who in previous incarnations had been known as Jefferson Starship, and previously to that, Jefferson Airplane... Some folk despise this song, maybe rightly so, because in their 1960's incarnation as Jefferson Airplane, this band was one of the ones from that era that mattered.

We built this city on rock and roll..

by J. Michael Reiter June 13, 2004