Ivan's definitions

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by Ivan August 26, 2004

Uma

To go crazy; postal

Taken from Kill Bill's star. Uma Thurman

Don't make me go uma on you!

by Ivan August 9, 2004

Slippage

when skin slips of a corpse. just slides right off. just think, it's going on right now, down the street. slippage

a body is lying there and all of a sudden some of the shoulder just slides off. slippage!

by Ivan August 2, 2004

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by Ivan June 15, 2004

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by Ivan May 26, 2004

male cheerleader

A non-threatening male usually seen socially in the company of more than three females. May or may not be homosexual, but not romantically attached to any of his escorts.

Bar Patron: Man, go talk to her.
Bar Patron #2: Aw, man that dude is haning out with them.
Bar Patron: Him? Aw, that chump is a male cheerleader. He ain't hittin' that.

by ivan April 20, 2004

Gayzer

When someone of a certain sex looks at someone else of that same sex with intent.

Take a picture ya gayzer.

by ivan February 13, 2004