The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)
by IsraelHands09 December 23, 2010
"Hey Joe, did you hear Osama Bin Laden was killed?"
Joe: "It's what you get for F**KING WITH AMERICA"
Joe: "It's what you get for F**KING WITH AMERICA"
by IsraelHands09 May 02, 2011
Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
by IsraelHands09 August 12, 2013
A branch of obnoxious drivers who pack their cars with ridiculously powerful subs, and blast shitty, overly synthesized, "thumpy" rap music to assert their dominance. In most cases, thumpers can also be referred to as rattlers, due to the intensely low frequency vibrating shaky or loose parts in the car's frame, emitting an even more annoying rattling sound.
Friend 1: "I didn't get any damn sleep. Fucking thumpers kept strolling by my house".
Friend 2: "Dude, I know! Just this morning, I was sitting at a red light, and my rear-viewies were shaking from a thumper two cars behind me!"
Friend 2: "Dude, I know! Just this morning, I was sitting at a red light, and my rear-viewies were shaking from a thumper two cars behind me!"
by IsraelHands09 October 06, 2011
The act in which one consumes food whilst taking a dump, often because the individual is in a hurry and does not have the time to do both one at a time. Not to be confused with excrete.
"Shit I don't have time to eat this and take a dump! I need to get to class and take that exam. Guess it's time to excreat."
Further examples: College Students...me.
Further examples: College Students...me.
by IsraelHands09 October 07, 2010
Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.
My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.
by IsraelHands09 November 09, 2010