Mokuhl Sylvustha Gahdenziuh Stuhlorn; famoos actner, directah, fimmaker an shit. He muh rehne mooha bawonuh mewa moo meh. Mos renun for his rowe ehmana movies Rommy Barboa an Juhn Rambo
Did you see the movie "The Expendables?" It had Sylvester Stallone in it!
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
God, I can barely understand Sylvester Stallone when he talks, it's like trying to hear a New Yorker talk with an uncooked potato shoved in his massive mouth.
Interviewer: "So Mr. Stallone, what do you like doing in your free time?"
Sylvester: "Wehl, when ah roowy wink amun it, I foon marself moha junoso munuh, mespooshally quantum biomechanics".
by IsraelHands09 September 10, 2011
Get the Sylvester Stallone mug.This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.
Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!
by IsraelHands09 July 07, 2010
Get the Toshallucination mug.Acronym for "What The Fuck, Urban Dictionary?" Describes the question many find themselves asking when they see a UD: Word Of The Day that is utterly humorless and boring, and you proceed to wonder why they rejected some of your best chuckle-inducing past submissions to the complete piece of shit you just wasted precious eye energy reading.
"Ohhh, look a new word of the day!"
Word: TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard.
"...WTFUD? How is that shit even funny? My definition I posted the other day would've been so much better."
Word: TRDMC - Tears Running Down My Cheek acronym. Used when something so funny is messaged to you, that you are in tears from laughing so hard.
"...WTFUD? How is that shit even funny? My definition I posted the other day would've been so much better."
by IsraelHands09 September 09, 2011
Get the WTFUD mug.The act in which one consumes food whilst taking a dump, often because the individual is in a hurry and does not have the time to do both one at a time. Not to be confused with excrete.
"Shit I don't have time to eat this and take a dump! I need to get to class and take that exam. Guess it's time to excreat."
Further examples: College Students...me.
Further examples: College Students...me.
by IsraelHands09 October 07, 2010
Get the Excreat mug.Programs that are suggested, and in some cases, falsey recommended during installation of other software. Installation of suggestware can often go unnoticed if the end-user fails to untick the parade of "Yes, I would like..." checkboxes. See bloatware
Thank you for choosing Adobe Flash Player 11! Click next to continue installation.
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
*Next*
Please verify location you want to install on your hard drive.
*Next*
Adobe highly recommends Google Toolbar, would you like to install? Y/N
*No*
Please read the above EULA, and click I Agree, then click Install to begin installation.
*Agree & Install*
Before installation starts, please agree to the following programs Adobe suggests for you:
Bing Toolbar
Yahoo Toolbar
Google Toolbar
Google Earth
RealD Player
iTunes
Internet Explorer 9
End-User - "Jesus Christ... No, no, no, no, no, no and no"
*Install*
Installation complete, now opening a web page to our website to annoy you even further. Would you like to take a quick survery?
End-User - "No goddamnit!"
*Clicks Close*
Message - Are you sure you want to close this webpage?
"Leave Page, but install Vlingo"
"Stay on Page"
End-User - "Dude. OMFG."
*Ignores message and restarts computer, then opens Internet Explorer*
End-User - "Why the fuck is my homepage set to Bing?"
Adobe Update has successfully updated Flash, and installed:
Netflix
Vlingo
Message - FREE Toolbar offer from Microsoft
End-User - "GOD DAMN SUGGESTWARE, DIEEEE!!!!"
*Throws computer out window*
by IsraelHands09 November 12, 2011
Get the Suggestware mug.This happens when an individual is eating at a buffet, and hordes of people from (but not limited to) church, school, community groups/organizations, events, etc. arrive via charter bus, forcing others to get out of their seats and stock up on as much food items as they can carry, before the rest is lost to the eternal multitude of hungry, rude, and moody crowds pushing and shoving their way to culinary salvation.
Mother: "Hey kiddo! How was CiCi's with Garry?"
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
Son: "Ehhh... it sucked ass honestly...buffet raid plundered through the food, so Garry and I hardly got to eat anything. We tried to get up and stock on food, but people started trying to take our seats, so we just left."
by IsraelHands09 June 06, 2011
Get the Buffet Raid mug.The act of going through Costco or mall food courts and sampling from every poor sod having to stand there with free samples of food.
James and Robert didn't feel like paying for a meal, so they snuck into Costco and went sample surfing.
by IsraelHands09 January 17, 2016
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