IsraelHands09's definitions

Engineer

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

You: "Hey, wait here, I'mma go take a dump."

Friend: "Alright."

*5 minutes later*

Friend: "Dude..I was playing guitar with your amp and I noticed a parasitic capacitance between the output and the input, causing parasitic oscillation. So I really quickly soldered them a little further from eachother, so it shouldn't have any feedback anymore."

You: "Oh...uhhh... thanks?"

Friend: "Hey, I'm an engineer. It's what I do."

by IsraelHands09 September 18, 2010

Fapsock

The one unwanted unworn pear of crusty jizz soaked feet-warmers found on the floor next to your computer's chassis. Used generally for emergency fap purposes when the girl's at work or too tired, or when you're single.

Hmm can't find any dish scrubbers. Guess I'll just use my fapsock to scrub the iron skillet.

by IsraelHands09 January 26, 2011

Prossy

Short for "Processor" which is essentially the brain of any computing device. Two major processor developers are AMD and Intel.

My stupid ass motherboard died today, so I got to get a new motherboard, which will also require me to purchase another prossy.

by IsraelHands09 November 11, 2010

Mystery Blinker

The act of pushing your car's turn signal stick up and down in sync with the actual tempo of your car's turn signal. (Troll effect best achieved in multi-directional turn lanes and middle lanes of highways.)

Some A-hole pulled the mystery blinker, then just merged right in front of me.

by IsraelHands09 December 24, 2010

Osama Bin Laden

is FINALLY F**KING DEAD!!!! WOOO!!!!

"Hey Joe, did you hear Osama Bin Laden was killed?"

Joe: "It's what you get for F**KING WITH AMERICA"

by IsraelHands09 May 25, 2011

Toshallucination

This occurs when an individual is in the kitchen or somewhere away from their Television and they hear a voice on the TV that sounds distinctly similar to that of Daniel Tosh, the host of the funny-as-hell video clip show Tosh.o. Thus, out of sheer instinct, the individual will run to his/her television in dissapointment to find that it is just some guy on 50 Star Stand-Up Weekend.

Man, last night I've been having mad Toshallucinations like every ten minutes. I was barely able to get any fucking sleep!

by IsraelHands09 July 7, 2010

Candy Crush

A highly addictive strategy based iPhone/Android game that has claimed the lives of millions.

"Dude, have you ever played Candy Crush?"

"Played it??? Bro, that game killed my uncle!"

by IsraelHands09 September 8, 2013