I_like_green's definitions

Pull an Amber Heard

To be slightly injured and make a large fuss over it, I.e, being slapped and acting like you’ve been shot

Person 1: *pushes person 2*
Person 2: OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY ARM
Person 1: Bruh you legit had to pull an Amber Heard

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Putin

The fuckwit who is ruining the economy and gas prices because he is angry at Ukraine for having land

Zelensky: Hey wassup Putin?
Putin: CYKA BLYAT

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger

Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry

by I_like_green October 25, 2022

Encanto

A decent Disney musical that came with the ‘we don’t talk about Bruno’ song, a classic song

Have you seen Encanto yet?

by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Existence

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!

Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes

by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Furries

Insane freaks who think they’re animals and get angry when they see humans

Guy: I am a furry
Me: I do not give a damn about furries

by I_like_green November 7, 2021

2020

Hell

2020 is Hell

by I_like_green November 7, 2021