Definitions by I_like_green

SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger

Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry

SpriteCranberry.net by I_like_green October 25, 2022

Putin

The fuckwit who is ruining the economy and gas prices because he is angry at Ukraine for having land

Zelensky: Hey wassup Putin?
Putin: CYKA BLYAT

Putin by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Pull an Amber Heard 

To be slightly injured and make a large fuss over it, I.e, being slapped and acting like you’ve been shot

Person 1: *pushes person 2*
Person 2: OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY ARM
Person 1: Bruh you legit had to pull an Amber Heard

Pull an Amber Heard by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Existence 

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!

Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes

Existence by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Encanto 

A decent Disney musical that came with the ‘we don’t talk about Bruno’ song, a classic song

Have you seen Encanto yet?

Encanto by I_like_green April 2, 2022

Kim Kardashian

A *THICC* woman who is 90% plastic telling people to ‘get their ass up and work’ while she just stands around with nobody caring about her

‘Did you here that Kim Kardashian-
NOBODY CARES

Kim Kardashian by I_like_green March 26, 2022

Oculus Quest 2 

A great headset that gets far too much hate for being made by facebook

I just got an Oculus Quest 2

Oculus Quest 2 by I_like_green February 10, 2022