I_like_green's definitions

Pull an Amber Heard

To be slightly injured and make a large fuss over it, I.e, being slapped and acting like you’ve been shot

Person 1: *pushes person 2*
Person 2: OH MY GOD YOU BROKE MY ARM
Person 1: Bruh you legit had to pull an Amber Heard

by I_like_green July 15, 2022

Kim Kardashian

A *THICC* woman who is 90% plastic telling people to ‘get their ass up and work’ while she just stands around with nobody caring about her

‘Did you here that Kim Kardashian-
NOBODY CARES

by I_like_green March 26, 2022

Existence

A thing that all humans are unwillingly forced to take part in, where they have to live, breathe and eat just to be considered alive, and it ain’t fun, it sucks!

Friend 1: I hate existence
Friend 2: Yes

by I_like_green April 2, 2022

SpriteCranberry.net

A link to a website that made people believe they’d get a free cranberry flavoured sprite, but just like 2 girls 1 cup, goatsy and many more, they were instead greeted by a disgusting video of someone fingering a dog to make it shit on their finger

Person 1: Hey, go to SpriteCranberry.net for a free sprite cranberry

by I_like_green October 25, 2022

Michael Myers

A man who kills babysitters and wears star trek masks painted white

WATCH OUT, MICHAEL MYERS IS COMING

by I_like_green November 12, 2021

Glebundem

A number that people on edibles make up when they forget how to shit and when they hear colours

Operator: How many of those things did you eat?
Caller: Glebundem

by I_like_green November 7, 2021

Oculus Quest 2

A great headset that gets far too much hate for being made by facebook

I just got an Oculus Quest 2

by I_like_green February 10, 2022