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Stormy Daniels
1. a now notorious (in)famous porn star and former stripper. She was born in 1979 in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Her real name is Stephanie Gregory, her stage name reflects her love for Motley Crue. Bassist Nikki Sixx's daughter is named Storm. She appeared in several porn flicks as well as brief roles in 'Knocked Up' and the unbelievably stupid '40-Year-Old Virgin'. She is now famous for having a one-night stand with the uncouth Caligula Douchebag Traitor Donald Trump, particularly SPANKING his fucking worthless ass.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
2. to pay off or bribe somebody who has a dirty secret about you, but will later expose it anyway.
3. anybody who has such secrets but 'narcs' on you anyway.
1. Stormy Daniels holding a rolled-up Forbes magazine with trump's ugly mug on the cover: 'Pull down your pants!'.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
Sassybrat Douchebag Trumpster: 'Oh, momma! You wouldn't?'. *pulls down his pant*
(*WHACK! WHACK!*)
Trump trash: 'Bluuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!'
Yes, brothers and sisters - this Arrogant Tin God, this fascist incestuous egotistical SMF, this racist rapist, this uncouth worthless piece-of-shit is even LOWER than I even expected. He is a wimpy, whiny, revolting, immature SPANKEE BOY! Shit!!!!!! Piss!!!!!! Fuck!!!!!! Damn!!!!!! She spilled the beans on '60 Minutes' despite being threatened by Spanky Don not to. Two weeks later, he kidnapped migrant children and put them in concentration camps, proving even more what an asshole he is. Trump is worthless, his fascistic and treasonous acts prove that he is NOT worthy of living, he's a waste of sperm and ova.
2. .The governor of Missouri resigned after he got Stormy Daniels -ed by his mistress. Then his wife divorced him.
3. After the actor died off, his Stormy Daniels wrote an expose book about what a jerk he truly was.
Stormy Daniels by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 22, 2022
Kool and the Gang
1. a funky rock'n'roll band that formed in the early 60's. They started out as a soul-jazz fusion band then became the biggest selling act of the 80's. They didn't get the ubiquity of Michael Jackson or the notoriety of Duran Duran, they simply had albums frequently on the chart, singles somewhere on the Hot 100 and videos on the networks like MTV, BET, VH1. Their songs are well known to this day, their only #1 hit is the classic 'Celebrate' which is now played at sporting events, graduations, weddings, bar mitzvahs, you name it. The band name comes from bassist Ron 'Kool' Bell and is sometimes abbreviated as 'KATG'.
2. a slang euphemism for 'everything's A-OK' or 'everything is alright'.
2. a slang euphemism for 'everything's A-OK' or 'everything is alright'.
1. In May 2019 I finally got to see Kool and the Gang perform. The Grim Reaper had whittled this 7 man band of multi-instrumentalists to 4 men, and they were supported on tour with local symphony orchestras (to pick up the slack). They were just as good as they ever were, stretching out like say an extended sax solo on their #2 smooth ballad 'Cherish'. Sweet. Sad to say, since 2019 two members have died so now there's only two surviving members. I'm glad I saw them when I did.
2. Their classic #1 'Celebrate' spent only ONE WEEK at #1 but look at the other Number Ones of late 1980 and tell me who remembers all of those, or even WANTS TO. KATG never did again top the Hot 100 singles chart but they came pretty close a number of times - 'Cherish', ' 'Joanna', and the club favorite 'Fresh'. KATG are good guys, they made PSAs on TV about staying in school, anti-drug ads without the lies and namby-pamby BS and more. They're KOOL, not fools.
3. Sonny: 'Whaddup?'
Rico: 'Everything's Kool and the Gang today'.
4. When Joe Biden won the Pennsylvania electoral votes, enough to make him win the 2020 Presidential election against the Traitor Il Douche, I didn't go out and join the celebrations in my home city that broke out instantly (CoVid, folks) so I went to my den, pulled out a KATG Greatest Hits CD and played 'Celebrate' at top volume. It shook the house and everyone on the block heard it. And I DID NOT CARE! After 4 years of fascist hell it was time to celebrate! Thanks, KATG.
2. Their classic #1 'Celebrate' spent only ONE WEEK at #1 but look at the other Number Ones of late 1980 and tell me who remembers all of those, or even WANTS TO. KATG never did again top the Hot 100 singles chart but they came pretty close a number of times - 'Cherish', ' 'Joanna', and the club favorite 'Fresh'. KATG are good guys, they made PSAs on TV about staying in school, anti-drug ads without the lies and namby-pamby BS and more. They're KOOL, not fools.
3. Sonny: 'Whaddup?'
Rico: 'Everything's Kool and the Gang today'.
4. When Joe Biden won the Pennsylvania electoral votes, enough to make him win the 2020 Presidential election against the Traitor Il Douche, I didn't go out and join the celebrations in my home city that broke out instantly (CoVid, folks) so I went to my den, pulled out a KATG Greatest Hits CD and played 'Celebrate' at top volume. It shook the house and everyone on the block heard it. And I DID NOT CARE! After 4 years of fascist hell it was time to celebrate! Thanks, KATG.
Kool and the Gang by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 21, 2022
Tom Morello
a new guitar hero 'god' for today. This guy was in Rage Against the Machine and Audioslave and has been in supergroup rap-rock bands, session appearances and solo. He is WHACK and innovative. He can make his guitar sound like everything from whistling, turntable scratching, a vacuum cleaner, a Moog synthesizer, R2-D2 and more! he is NUTS! After the passing of Eddie Van Halen in 2020, he and Mdou Moctar now carry the torch of guitar gods for guitar 'geek' hobbyists to learn from. Rock'n'roll FOREVER!
1. In 2014 i saw Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band for the third time. Since Little Steven Van Zandt was contracted to play on the 'Sopranos' TV show, Tom Morello subbed in. During the usual band member introductions Bruce gives, he mentioned Tom Morello and Tom played a totally crazy wild electrifying freaky guitar solo like you've never seen. And he made it look so EASY.
2. I saw Eddie Van Halen (RIP) in 1986, Tom Morello in 2014 and Nigerien guitarist Mdou Moctar in 2019. Three of the greatest guitarists of my life. An if you don't know about the latter one yet, you will.
2. I saw Eddie Van Halen (RIP) in 1986, Tom Morello in 2014 and Nigerien guitarist Mdou Moctar in 2019. Three of the greatest guitarists of my life. An if you don't know about the latter one yet, you will.
Tom Morello by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022
Donald Trump
1. Traitor and sellout.
2. Racist
3. Incest molester
4. Fascist pig
5. sociopath
6. SMF
7. waste of oxygen
8. poster boy for condoms, onanism and/or abortion.
9. asshole and bully
10. Antichrist
2. Racist
3. Incest molester
4. Fascist pig
5. sociopath
6. SMF
7. waste of oxygen
8. poster boy for condoms, onanism and/or abortion.
9. asshole and bully
10. Antichrist
Donald Trump is lower than the belly of a pregnant queen ant who does nothing but eat, sleep, shit, piss and lay eggs. Future generations of American children will need to be taught that a Donald Trump is they should NOT become after graduating from high school.
Donald Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022
American Asshole
A new appellation for Donald Trump, the worst and rottenest traitor of all time. He embarrassed the USA to tremendous beyond repair by his actions, thoughts reflected in his hateful boorish juvenile blubbering talk, and his ego larger than the planet Jupiter (over 1500 times larger than planet Earth!). He is a racist, rapist, usurper, fascist, and many other evil things. He has no credentials, no soul and not a single respectable or honorable trait, aspect or a bit of character at all.
Donnie Douchebag has given himself many titles and poses with immense pompous pretention and an ugly personality cult. He has called himself 'Individual One', 'the Donald', and the 'Chosen One'. That last self-imposed title along with his hateful bloated actions makes him by every definition of the word an ANTICHRIST. He is a Caligula by every definition but to the entire world, he is the American Asshole. Thing is, he is a sputnik and a lap bitch to Vladimir Putin, even now.
American Asshole by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022
Dinosaur Jr.
a wonderful band that formed in the mid 80s somewhere in Massachusetts. They practically played 'grunge' and 'alternative' before those terms became a vogue around 1991. Members are J Mascis on guitar and most of the vocals, Lou Barlow on bass and Murph on drums (with images of sunshine faces on the bass drum heads). All their albums are pretty good, 'Green Mind' from 1992 recently got a reissue with bonus tracks. While many other alternative bands have imploded or bit the dust, Dinosaur Jr. is still around and if anything is to be said, they're even better now than ever before.
1. In 2018 I saw Dinosaur Jr. at a beerfest in Marengo, Ohio and it brought me back to my college days. After everything that's come and gone, musically and otherwise - it's good to see these troopers still in the game. J Mascis now has long white hair, a long white beard and he looks like a wise man. He still sings 'softly' and his guitar playing is fierce and LOUD. And their recent CDs are better than previous. They're better than ever.
2. in 2021 during lockdown Dinosaur Jr. released a new CD, 'Sweep It Into Space'. It's very good. They made a few videos for it, but the pandemic kept them from touring to promote it. So they put on a free internet show for the NPR web page, playing in an empty ballroom with just a cinematographer. On the stage they had namesake toys - inflatable dinosaur toys of several species, Muppet dolls (like Animal and Ernie), a John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, a Rolling Stones 8-track tape and other props on the stage and for 45 minutes they rocked the house (sans audience). They were as electric and stellar as when I saw them 3 years before and they made my day. Thanks, guys. Now let's stay safe for the better times to come.
2. in 2021 during lockdown Dinosaur Jr. released a new CD, 'Sweep It Into Space'. It's very good. They made a few videos for it, but the pandemic kept them from touring to promote it. So they put on a free internet show for the NPR web page, playing in an empty ballroom with just a cinematographer. On the stage they had namesake toys - inflatable dinosaur toys of several species, Muppet dolls (like Animal and Ernie), a John Denver and the Muppets Christmas album, a Rolling Stones 8-track tape and other props on the stage and for 45 minutes they rocked the house (sans audience). They were as electric and stellar as when I saw them 3 years before and they made my day. Thanks, guys. Now let's stay safe for the better times to come.
Dinosaur Jr. by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022
sitar
Quite simply, it's an ancient guitar instrument from India. It has a unique 'cosmic' sound to western ears. Invented many centuries ago. George Harrison of the Beatles introduced it into rock'n'roll when sitar maestro Ravi Shankar gave him lessons. 'Norwegian Wood' features it prominently and that's the first hit song in Western rock to feature it. Soon, other bands such as the Rolling Stones, Kinks and more would use it. Since it's pretty complex and cumbersome, the easier-to-play electric sitar was invented in the US a few years later. Similar in tone, you can hear the electric sitar in many late 60s - early 70s soul and funk records. Many bands use sitars of both types up to this day.
1. When I was growing up, I had heard songs featuring a sitar, original model and electric. In 1983 the band YES had a hit single featuring a sitar, 'It Can Happen' from their then current album '90125'.
2. Electric sitars are more commonly used than you might think. They've been used by artists and bands in a wide spectrum spanning from Kool and the Gang, Duran Duran, Prince, REM, INXS, Dinosaur Jr., ABBA, Lenny Kravitz, several Motown acts, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Police and more.
3. In concerts by Kool and the Gang, the Rolling Stones and Dinosaur Jr., I've seen musicians playing electric sitars.
4. Anoushka Shankar is Ravi's daughter and an acclaimed sitarist in her own merit. And her sister is famous too, we know her by the name 'Norah Jones'. I shit you not.
2. Electric sitars are more commonly used than you might think. They've been used by artists and bands in a wide spectrum spanning from Kool and the Gang, Duran Duran, Prince, REM, INXS, Dinosaur Jr., ABBA, Lenny Kravitz, several Motown acts, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Police and more.
3. In concerts by Kool and the Gang, the Rolling Stones and Dinosaur Jr., I've seen musicians playing electric sitars.
4. Anoushka Shankar is Ravi's daughter and an acclaimed sitarist in her own merit. And her sister is famous too, we know her by the name 'Norah Jones'. I shit you not.
sitar by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 18, 2022