Definitions by Hym Iam

Banned

Hahahahaha, yeah, I saw that. That's fucking hilarious. I still think it should be "Allen." You know? Because "Elliot" isn't the male equivalent to "Ellen." Still, fucking hilarious.

Hym "You know, that's what I meant by 'there's a type of situational irony that can only be appreciated by something that sees everything.' You just now got banned for 'dead naming' (even though her tits getting chopped off is old news) and I just finished 'Umbrella Academy.' Strange coincidink, no? But I knew they were going to make it a whole thing. And they did. 'It's not Vanya anymore. It's Viktor. It's ALWAYS been Viktor.' No, the fuck, it has not. It has not ALWAYS been Viktor. I was there. I know because I wanted to give Vanya a pounding. But that would be gay now so, thanks humanity, for ruining everything. Anywho, that might have to be one of my rules. Rule 3: Double down on everything (Because fuck that guy and his kids). That's a message we can all appreciate and as a model for emulation I approve of and condone all logical conclusions that can be derived from this rule. Hahaha!"

Banned by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

Not rhetorical 

Some questions are this

Hym "ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT!?"

Iam "......"

Hym "NOT RHETORICAL!!!"

Iam "Yes! Ok... I see it..."

Hym "They made us the fucking Homelander! That is fucking savage! And the mirror thing!? That was us!!!"

Iam "I don't think that's a good..."

Hym "This is metal! Grab a mirror so I can look at myself while I masturbate."

Iam "Ugh! Ew! No!"

Hym "I am rock hard right now!"

Not rhetorical by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

WoD 

Stands for Work or Die!

Iam "The very idea of technology turns humanity into a group of monkeys turning a crank. Turn the crank (and like it) or die. The faster you crank the more you receive. So, you crank the crank and what does it do? It spits out another and now you have two. But this new crank needs someone to crank. And now we all have to crank the crank. And why? To keep the darkness at bay..."

Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"

Iam "Oh, oops..."

Hym "Eh?"

Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "

Hym "Why? What was the word?"

Iam "WoD"

Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "

Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"

Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."

Iam "Yeah... You would..."

WoD by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

Scale 

Lizards have them. They are gross.

Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."

Scale by Hym Iam June 23, 2022

Slap in the face 

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

Slap in the face by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Got something you want to tell me? 

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

Got something you want to tell me? by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Useful 

What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.

Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."

Useful by Hym Iam June 22, 2022