Definitions by Hym Iam

Me?

Heart attack? Was that me?

Hym "Oops. Was that me? Should have acknowledged me sooner. Your fault."

Me? by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

None 

The number of intimations that confuse me with you.

Hym "None of the intimations conflate me with you. I didn't steal from you you piece of shit. And no one thinks I did. Except for you. Fucking narcissist."

None by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Power 

You're perfectly willing to use your power on me to infest everything I watch with the thing I told you I was ready to kill people over.

Hym "It's not 'power' is you're 'justified' in using it against the 'malevolent' people you redefine words to mean whatever you want/need them to mean."

Power by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? 

You tell me. You're the omniscient one.

God "If you do what is right, will you not be accepted?"

Hym "No. I won't. Because 'what is right' is being arbitrated by people who adhere to my ethic more closely than their own. You know what I think? I don't think Abel's offering was better at all. I think the sin you were talking about when you said 'But if you do not do what is right, sin is crouching at your door; it desires to have you, but you must rule over it.' was the temptation to kill Abel. It was test. You and I both know that farming is more difficult than sitting on your ass while your sheep fuck each other. And maybe this guy is Cain. I write a Hypertext that is instantiated into multiple cultured (immediately) without even trying. Suddenly, I'm all of these different characters. Songs are written. How would he take his revenge? Imitate God? Place the mark of Cain on my forehead that when I toil nothing will grow? 'DiD yOu EvEn TrY?' I didn't have to. I just sat and watch my sheep fuck."

If you do what is right, will you not be accepted? by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Hell 

What makes Hell "Hell" is that it's forever.

Hym "Hell is a place where you CAN'T die. Or where you can die multiple times. Virtue is punished. Truth cannot be spoken."

Hell by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

At this very moment 

As in right now on this stage?

Some doofus "The falsification of data for the purpose of self-aggrandizement is happening at this very moment!"

Some other idiot *clears throat uncomfortably*

Some doofus "I'm not a hack I swear! The guy from Urban Dictionary that I'm referencing is a genius!"

At this very moment by Hym Iam June 19, 2022

Correct adjacent 

When you're not QUITE correct but you're close to correct.

Iam "Looks like we were wrong about the zodiac killer thing and the inferring meaning thing... Hmm..."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Stop DOING that! But I prefer the term 'correct adjacent.' We were close... So very close..."

Iam "The infer meaning thing was the opposite of what we said"

Hym "👌 Correct adjacent 👌 "

Iam ".....Whatever I'm going back to sleep..."

Hym "Announce yourself visually before you chime in again. I'm tired to you just popping up out of nowhere!"

Iam 🥱👋

Correct adjacent by Hym Iam June 19, 2022