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Definitions by Hym Iam

Synthesizing 

Oh? Is consuming a ton of information and synthesizing it into a singular creative body of work, upon which, a multitude of other creative works are based a laudable thing to do and the guy who did it should be credited? Ooooooohhh!!! Ohhh! I didn't know that! I didn't know that was a thing! Well, who do we know who has done such a thing? Hmmm 🤔 I wonder...
Hym 🤔 "Who could it be? If synthesizing a plethora of information into a single body of work is a laudable thing to do.... And the work has a multitude of citations and/or a multitude of creative works that it's existence are predicated on.... That would mean that whoever has done such a thing... Should be credited for doing that.... Instead of be ignored.... But who do we know who has done such a thing!? I just can't think of anyone! Do you know anyone Iam?"

Iam 😒 "........"

Hym "Iam? Do you know of..."

Iam "Yes! I get it! Everyone gets it! Look, I know you're doing a bit but I'm tired... I don't want to do this right now..."

Hym "Hahahahaha! What? I thought you would be on my side in this one."

Iam "I'm going to bed..."

Hym "Aw, you're no fun... Hmm... But seriously.... Who could it be? Who has donevsuch a thing?"
Synthesizing by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Irrelevant 

Hym "I have already done things for which I can be credited. Who are other people going to compare you to? Not you. And the seed money I could accrue from the act of being credited would would render your entire world view irrelevant as you are a charlatan."
Irrelevant by Hym Iam August 6, 2022

Morning piss chemicals 

There has got to be something special about a morning piss.
Hym "I wonder if there are some kind of special morning piss chemicals released in your brain when you piss shortly after waking up 🤔 Seems to be the case. I swear, I could sleep for 72hr straight so long as I didn't have to piss but as soon as I wake up and take a piss? I'm up. For the rest of the day. It's over. Returning to sleep is an impossibly. As soon as them piss brain chemicals start flowing I am filling with limitless energy. Maybe that'll be my claim to fame. I'll harness those piss chemicals and sell them in drink form. Call it 'Morning glory'... Wait that's milk.... Wait... Did they beat me to it!? Does 'Morning Glory' milk utilize piss chemical technology!? Well, shit... Now this has turned into a milk advertisment... Damn... Oh well, I'll think of something... How about... 'Gold shock?' Harness that morning piss energy with 'Gold shock!' "
Nope. Not playing nothing off like a joke. I don't know where you're getting that from.

Hym "Noooo. Not a joke. The little retard wanted to mock me in relationship to a definition I posted about my disappointment regarding the realization that I was working in a retard sex cult. 'BuT sHe'S mY fAvOrItE!.' This showed that he either had access to the internet (which they explicitly lied about) OR someone there had access to my email. I don't necessarily believe people with disabilities aren't people. I believe that filthy sub-human piece of retarded shit needed to learn not to bite the hand feeds him. Literally. I literally had to feed him like a dog. Pour kibble into a bowl for him. Like... Am I joking right now? Is this a joke? You want me to dial that back for you? Ok. Uuuh... He's not an animal. He's a super duper special wonderful magical guy. Oh God, he is just a-oh-so-much better than me. JEEZ Boy-oh-boy do I wish I was him. If only! Maybe Dr. Jeepjorp is right! Maybe I should jump off a bridge and pray to God on the way down that I'm reincarnated AS HIM so I can be THAT MUCH better than myself.
HOOOOO MAN! I mean, I can only dream! I can only dream of being half of the not-retarded, not-piece-of-shit that he is. Really! I really mean it. I mean all of the words that I'm saying right now! All of them. Everyone single utterance that is aggrandizing to him; I mean all of it. And that doesn't just apply to him but it applies to everyone even vaguely similar to him. If your hair color has even a remotely similar hue; you are undoubtedly better than me in every way. Not as better than me as he is but, gosh-golly, you're just so great! I'm just-a-gonna have to work super duper hard to that one day I'll be good enough to lick his boots clean. Yeah, that's it. One day I'll deserve something. Not today but one day I'll be able to channel a fraction of what he is and then I will finally deserve something more than to be drenched in piss on the bottom rung of society... Shoot, that'll be great! Won't ever be better than him but, man, maybe I won't have to drown in piss forever! Right? Am I... Am I right? Guys? Is... Should I work super duper hard to not be as good as him? Will it make my life meaningful? Because my life doesn't have inherent meaning I have to do things and it can't be too easy. If it doesn't take effort for me to achieve then I'm a Free-Rider... So I have to just expend just-a-oh-so much effort or I'm bad â˜šī¸ and that's not a joke either."
Joke by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

NPD Gurus 

Which reminds me, have you ever seen those narcissistic personality disorder gurus on the internet who teach people about narcissists? They're an odd bunch that's for sure...
Hym "Yeah, the NPD Gurus never seem like normal, well adjusted people. And I'm a psychopath so I have a pretty good sense of these things. They're often (seemingly) cold and dispassionate people. A lot of them have some kind of psychology background but they (at the very least) seem to show some of the more subtle traits of NPD. I imagine that psychology would be an attractive field of study for a narcissist. Just look at Dr. Jeepjorp. Or even Dr. Sam Vaknin (who is, himself, someone with narcissistic personality disorder). And it could be that (in the spirit of Simon Baron-Cohen's work) that these NPD Gurus are victims of narcissistic abuse and have, therefore, gone through the process of empathy erosion that is associated with narcissistic abuse. Either way, they are fascinating to watch. Most of them remind my of Dr. Vaknin himself. Which would make sense because, according to Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones, narcissism is a temperamental configuration and is the result of being low in agreeableness and conscientiousness and high in extroversion and, thus, would support the conclusion that they (The NPD Gurus) at the very least show like a someone with NPD. And this isn't intended to derogate them. They seem like the types that would make great cult leaders. And we all know how much I love cults."
NPD Gurus by Hym Iam August 5, 2022

Narcissist 

"They're not necessarily my ideas... I got some of it from Wikipedia... Glued a copy of the bible to my book and sold it in video form... I'm a prophet!" ~ Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones
Hym "If 'Maps of meaning' is 'how people are going to think in 50 years' do you then receive credit for all achievements that require thought from that point in time forward? If yes then I think you're overstating your contributions to other people's endeavors. You sound like a narcissist."

Dr. Jeepjorp Peepeestones"But if I reconfigure what constitutes a 'good person' the way that I cherry pick passages from the bible to suit the universalized ethic I'm trying to impose on humanity; I can't guarantee that I always fall into the 'good person' category... Because I'm the one who outlines the parameters of what constitutes a 'good person.' And then I can avoid all opposition like the plague (in direct contrast to my 'Confront life head on' messaging) because I don't handle stress well. I need to preserve my reputation because being heralded as a prophet is what I deserve and will hide behind my ethos indefinitely to maintain my unearned status."

Hym "Yeah... That's a narcissist. You are an absolute narcissist! That is crazy! This is wild man. I cannot believe you are an actual guy."
Narcissist by Hym Iam August 5, 2022
Yes! I know! I referenced your video or a thing you said! Damn! Relax! As soon as I get the credit I deserve I will adequately laud you all for your excellence... Jesus...
Hym "Yes, yes. I know! I will laud you all for your excellence as soon as I am presented with an opportunity to do so. Damn! Just chill out for a second! Like, are you not seeing the shit that is going on here!? I have a lot on my plate! I'm trying not to go insane over here... Indefinitely... It's like a full time job! Relax! Holy Ba-Jesus!"
Laud by Hym Iam August 5, 2022