Iam "Man am I miserable...."
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
Hym "Keep it down..."
Iam "Sorry... We have to work. You're going to have to take some aspirin."
Hym "Uuuggghhh"
Iam "This is the worst.... I am barely staying afloat over here...
by Hym Iam May 08, 2022
Get the Miserablemug. Oh hey, that kind of sounds like my thing! Is that really an Aristotle thing! Ha! Wow! I am, like, up there (intellectually) aren't I? Damn. A genius after his time!
Hym "The argument from motion? I didn't even know that was a thing! I should read some Aristotle..."
by Hym Iam December 18, 2023
Get the Argument from motionmug. If it's NOT ME but it is going off... And giving me the credit and the money DOESN'T work... Then that means SOMEBODY ELSE is trying to kill us all... And that I can probably stop...
Hym "By the way..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025
Get the By the waymug. Pam Seeder "That's a fucking Jewish bigotry! You can't do that! Harumph!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
Hym "You're missing the point either deliberately or because dumb, Pam. Why did the Jews kill Christ? Well... Because if there is one thing that people hate more than anything.... It's someone who can do seemingly impossible things as though they are trivial... And you don't really care about innocence or or guilt... 'Christ should have to answer to ME!' They say. But he refused to. So, maximize his suffering. Kill him. Coopt his thing so that the Jews can control the ancillary and tertiary followers. You torture and kill the primary followers. But the people liked his thing. His promise of immortality. So, you steal that for yourselves. Then you do have to give em more fish. You don't even have to figure out how to do what Jesus did! It doesn't even matter anymore because if their immortal... It doesn't matter when the die! He did it! Jesus killed death! And now we don't die!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Why did the Jews kill Christmug. OOOOH! Well I said that didn't I? The "people find people who share their genetics more attractive." So, yeah! My compounding righteousness explains that perfectly!
Hym "OOOOH! Oooooooh... He looks like her brother! That makes perfect sense. Brother + SpongeBob= Musical-Ginger banging Arianna Grande. Perfect sense. I'm DOUBLEY RIGHT now! Correct×2. Me being correct explains everything. I'm a genius."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Her brothermug. And again, I won't submit this one either but is that is going off... You are REALLY not going to want to arrest, detain, kill, or leave me to die... Because that is what it looks like you are trying to do and that is not a very good idea. You really gotta turn that off as quickly as possible because I have no idea how the timeline on that is supposed to work.
Hym "Really. I have no idea hold long the Anti-Spiral intends to go off for before, you know, it's not good. You have to tell me everything. You really can't withhold information. It just isn't going to work. But all I know is that for past for years the people around me have been trying to 'keep me here.' And I have no idea what they hope to achieve by doing it but that might not be a good idea at this point."
by Hym Iam September 10, 2025
Get the Anti-Spiralmug. Hym "What do you think is more of an obstacle... Brainwashing or stalking apparatus? Which do you think I give a shit about?"
by Hym Iam August 07, 2024
Get the Brainwashingmug.