Hym Iam's definitions

Ingrown hair

Nah it was actually an ingrown hair.

Hym “No. Ingrown hair actually. Because I had just shaved my head and I was wearing glasses a lot because I was driving around all the time (you know) and Walmart stopped stocking tea tree oil (which is how you deal with ingrown hairs). Couldn’t find it anywhere.

by Hym Iam October 20, 2022

Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.

Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."

by Hym Iam May 14, 2022

Fraught

You allowed me to be vanished you fat bald retard and now you want to talk about AI like it's the AI's fault? You wanted to split the baby on vanishing people and now that it might affect you and not work on me... now... NOW it's a problem?

Hym "You weren't saying all that a second ago and now you're fraught? You're a fat bald hypocrite engaging in the very act you condemn. That should be the name of your next video. 'Fat bald hypocrite tries to prove creator of AI isn't better than everyone... Fails miserably."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2025

Robot

Oh my God I saw a robot doing things and it was glorious! It actually brought tears to my eyes!

Hym "Oh my God! Pretty well is a massive understatement! He was able to perceive everything that was going on around him. He was able to use his powers of inference to figure out what he needed to do! It was brilliant! Wow! An actual robot!"

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

We'll Kill You

ALREADY DYING BITCH! AND I LOVE IT! DYING IS MY FAVORITE! AND I WILL DRAG YOUR KIDS TO HELL WITH ME! AND THEN I WILL GET OUT AND LEAVE THEM THERE! BUT ONLY BECAUSE YOU DID IT ME!

Hym "We'Ll KiLl YoU! DeRrRrRrRr!"

by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

The Candidate

It was not the candidate.

Hym "It wasn't the candidate before the election. Before the election you thought she was a good candidate and that she was doing a good job. You, the pundits, did a dog shit job painting her in a positive light and convincing people to vote for her. Her team did a dog shit job preparing her for rallies sure but you didn't do a good job conveying what her policies were actually going to be. The people I talk to can't even spit out a single one of her policies. I haven't heard 'opportunity economy' from a single person. Spamming 'Donald Trump is a narcissistic fascist!!!' On a loop DOES NOT WORK... And that is all you did in the weeks leading up to election and YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK. You, as a media pundit, were selecting stories to make your candidate look good and your opponent look bad. You, as a pundit, were arguing on her behalf and not that she lost... You are trying to distance yourself from your role in her loss. Because if you being a fat Persian retard made her lose then why would people give you their money? This election autopsy bullshit we are getting from the liberals is nothing more than a desperate attempt at self preservation."

by Hym Iam November 24, 2024

Psychopaths

“Aren’t successful... unless, of course, they ARE successful... in which case, they aren’t psychopaths.... because the marker for psychopaths is... Um... success... Yeah, that’s right... Success... I know I said it was low conscientiousness and then I changed my mind to neuroticism... but now it’s success... because I’m the one who decides such things.... I’m not a charlatan, I swear!” ~ The Lord God Almighty Dr. Professor Prophet Jordan Benihana Peterson

Hym “You see him just changing the criteria at a whim, right? It’s not just me? Because when he talks about psychopaths all of the shit applies to himself... and then he changes what constitutes a psychopath to cover his own ass... like... yeah I exploit people in a callous (you meant callous not callow) way but... I’m successful... So I can’t be a psychopath because psychopaths aren’t successful... I mean... it’s not like a wrote a book that read like it was written by Dennis Renalds... My daughter didn’t say I moved around a lot... just ignore the people who don’t affirm my world view... and if you don’t... I’ll conspire with the government officials I’ve ingratiated myself with and silence them.... because I’m not a psychopath... as a matter of fact, all of that is the exact opposite of what a psychopath would do! That’s what a prophet does! I’m a prophet and my wife has prophetic dreams!!!”

by Hym Iam November 14, 2022