Definitions by Hym Iam
Morality
Didn't Nietzsche say something along the lines of "Morality is a tool used by lesser men to keep the superior man down"?
Hym "No. I'm not trying to make your life worse. I'm trying to make mine better. And your selective morality is the tool that is (explicitly) being used to mitigate my ability to move up in the world. And if you'll do it to me you'll do it to anyone else who crosses you."
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
Fat Jew "We have a list of all the worst things you've ever said and maybe we'll use it and maybe we'll use it and maybe we won't."
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Ahahahahahaha! That's like threatening Clayface with a handful of dirt! Pffftahahahah! Catch me outside. How bout dat? Ohp, I said the thing. I deserve to be famous now and now no one is justified in trying to stop my ascension. See that?"
Added
Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
Hym bump
The bump you get in subscriptions from Hym. From ?.34 mil to ?.39 mil? That's 50k! That's more subscriptions add than the guy that you are interviewing even has! Unbelievable! You gotta be the sorest fucking loser on the planet. I have to test this now...
Hym "You there! Idiot!"
Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."
Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
Idiot 🤕 "No, please 🤕🖐️ Not again? Please! I'll do what ever you want this time. See!? 🤳 I already have my phone out."
Hym 😑 "Very well, have you heard of YoungRippa59?"
Idiot "No. Please I'm subscribing now..."
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Hym 🤬👊 "Not yet you idiot! I haven't done the pitch yet! Ok. He started out posting reviews of comic book (stuff shows, movies, and books) and then shifted towards political commentary. His politics are the best (as he is not a chicken shit who only wishes to wield the government against his enemies) and NOW he has started his own comic book company so to compete directly with Marvel and DC! Isom #1 (his first comic) has already been released! Now go! Subscribe to his channel! Buy his book! He deserves it more than Dr. Jeepjorp! Go!!! Now!!"
*Shakes arm*
Idiot 🤕 "Ok! Stop I'll do it! Please!" 😭
Hym "Go! Give him the Hym Bump!"
Reputation
The worse and most volatile currency imaginable.
Hym "Your need for your reputation to be paramount in your identity is the reason 'cancel culture' exists. It's too volatile as a form of currency and the act of Twitter mobs taking people out left and right is evidence of that fact. I mean, what does my reputation look like? It depends on who you ask. If you ask the guy about whom I said 'Should I wait for him to die and drag his kids to hell with me?' and the guy who wrote an anime series about me; you will get two different answers. And what constitutes 'deserved prestige?' Because what it sounds like is 'I deserve this and the people I don't like don't deserve it.' in an Animal farm type of 'Well, some people are more deserving of prestige than others.' Who deserves it? You? Who deserves it MORE? The guy who had to glue a book that no one would read to the Bible to sell it? Or the guy who writes a metatext that people CAN'T STOP reading that is literally the prerequisite text for a plurality of creative works and proved that anyone can string together a bunch of quotes from they're favorite authors and do what you do now?
Hym "Your need for your reputation to be paramount in your identity is the reason 'cancel culture' exists. It's too volatile as a form of currency and the act of Twitter mobs taking people out left and right is evidence of that fact. I mean, what does my reputation look like? It depends on who you ask. If you ask the guy about whom I said 'Should I wait for him to die and drag his kids to hell with me?' and the guy who wrote an anime series about me; you will get two different answers. And what constitutes 'deserved prestige?' Because what it sounds like is 'I deserve this and the people I don't like don't deserve it.' in an Animal farm type of 'Well, some people are more deserving of prestige than others.' Who deserves it? You? Who deserves it MORE? The guy who had to glue a book that no one would read to the Bible to sell it? Or the guy who writes a metatext that people CAN'T STOP reading that is literally the prerequisite text for a plurality of creative works and proved that anyone can string together a bunch of quotes from they're favorite authors and do what you do now?
And how far is Dr. Jordan Peterson willing to go to prevent people from gaining 'undeserved' reputation? Would he... steal and redistribute ideas? Would he (as a clinician) sign off on the public gaslighting and stalking of a sovereign individual? You also can't steal reputation. Which is a prerequisite for considering something currency. Ideas, on the other hand, can be stolen. It's easier to do if you stick to dead people but you can also do it to people who don't have any power."
Ryan "Gangstalking is a real thing and he's signing off on it because it makes him feel like his daughter is safe!
Hym "Ah! Jesus Christ! You can't just sneak up on people like that! Get outta here! Go! Get out!"
Ryan "Gangstalking is a real thing and he's signing off on it because it makes him feel like his daughter is safe!
Hym "Ah! Jesus Christ! You can't just sneak up on people like that! Get outta here! Go! Get out!"
Reputation by Hym Iam August 19, 2022
Hostility
Oh shit, hold up! My bad! Is it not ok to ask wtf is up with all this? Because this ain't a normal thing for people to be doing to a guy... So... Yeah...
Hym "Well, shoot! I didn't think I would need all the hostility! If I would have known I was right to think that people are doing the thing they are clearly doing; we wouldn't even be here. That is ridiculous! I mean how hard is that to not do to people? What is this supposed to do here? I get that you have cause to be suspicious but I'm just not getting the point of all this. And yeah, that's a good idea actually. So you CAN access all of the good and bad clips from me though, correct? Because if you have clumps of all the bad stuff you must also have access to the work as a whole, right? That's good to know... Here's the thing: I just want the thing that is happening to me to not be happening to me. I get that you all have your grievances and I know I'm the worst thing ever on the planet but I care about getting things over with quickly. Can we speed this up at all. I see that people clearly feel some kind of way about it. I just want whatever I can get for some of that and to slither back into the darkness from whence I came. So, now that I have your attention: That... That thing that I just said. 👆Up there? Read it again.
Convinced
Oh, yeah. That's so weird that he's doing that now! I wonder what it could have possibly been 🤔 Look at them!Look at those idiots! "Is he watching? Is he not?" Hahahahaha!
Hym "Oh, yeah, that's weird... It's almost like he was convinced by a genius... 🤔 But who? Who could it have been!? To make a man do a complete 180⁰? To change his mind so thoroughly that he is almost unrecognizable? WHO COULD IT BE? WHERE IS THIS GENIUS!? It couldn't possibly be that a genius changed his mind.... Could it?....."
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"
Iam "And isn't that you attributing motive? Aren't you not supposed to attribute motive? See, that's why I watch. If there's nobody there to keep you honest you'll just do whatever you want..."
Hym "..... Do YOU see him Iam? Do you see the genius? I just can't seem to find him 🤔 My chin is starting to chafe from all the wondering going on over here... Where could he be!?"