Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"
Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."
Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."
Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."
Iam "Sorry..."
Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."
Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"
Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"
Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"
Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."
Iam "Explain away..."
Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
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Iam "Ow!" 😒
by Hym Iam August 21, 2022
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by Potatosmileyface November 17, 2015
Ads (short for advertisements) are horrible creations, normally trying to sell you something. Ads can be found on the internet or when your watching TV.
by spongeboblover101 May 26, 2018
The devil's creations on almost every website (app if you're on a mobile device) and YouTube makes the YouTube Premium (which is a YouTube with no ads and shows and movies) too expensive so I get all the ads.
Ads Finder: Dang man I hate these damn ads!!!!!!!
Ads Finder Friend: I ain't got none because I got YouTube Premium!
Ads Finder: But at least my $14.99 don't go bye-bye each month!
Ads Finder Friend: I ain't got none because I got YouTube Premium!
Ads Finder: But at least my $14.99 don't go bye-bye each month!
by It'sMeAsha March 12, 2019
5 seconds of our life wasted while trying to watch the 11-hour version of Pink Fluffy Unicorns. Also is your excuse when caught watching something you shouldn't be seeing.
by Captain Lieutenant October 10, 2015
Gods crown, a lowkey pretty boy that gets a lot of girls and is very charming towards everybody it takes a long time to get him mad but when you piss him off he will beat your ass. He is one of the best at sex he makes girls scream worldwide.
by Daethegoat March 14, 2017