ADDed

a state a person undergoes in which they are made utterly incapable of responding to certain people for a time period of anywhere from a few minutes to hours; a state which can be similar to that of certain students when, while in class they have a tendency to stare out the window at random moments; in some cases, an excuse to cover the truth of never having been very interested in the conversation in the first place

The girl was absolutely certain she had ADDed when she finally came to look at all 6 of the IMs she'd received.
"Sorry I must've ADDed" Bill said to Sharon once she had finished yelling at him

by Kairiii July 4, 2008

Added

Yeah, this is a thing you can do.

Hym "Yeah, hi, hello I added you to the thing that people are doing. There are several guys and girls (who do what you do) who are doing that thing. It's hard to keep track of whether or not I'm insane so every once and a while I have to add new people to the thing to see if they start doing them thing. So... Yeah, hi. We don't have like a gift basket..."

Iam "Oh! We should do a gift basket! That would be good. I like that. With some soaps and like a candle or something... That would be dope!"

Hym "You know and I know that we don't have any money for gift baskets."

Iam "Yeah... Well, put that one on the back-burner then. I donno..."

Hym "Just... I'm doing a thing I'm address they guy that's in the thing."

Iam "Sorry..."

Hym "You're distracting. I'm trying to do a thing and you're..."

Iam "I'm sorry! Fine! I'll just go! How's that sound?"

Hym "It's too late! You've ruined everything! I was talking to the guy and you come in here with your soaps and candles and now I don't know where I'm going with this. You sucked all of the momentum out if what I'm doing here! Momentum sucker!"

Iam "Oh, I'm Sooo sorry I sucked your momentum! Did I derail your attempt to... What? Say hi to a guy? Is that what I did? I'm just in the way of you saying hi to the guy that's in the thing now?"

Hym "Why are you still here!? You know this is confusing. I'm explaining the thing."

Iam "Explain away..."

Hym "You used up all the characters! Idiot!" 🤬
👊
Iam "Ow!" 😒

by Hym Iam August 21, 2022

Added Value Unit

A diabolical plot by the SQA to drive all high school students in Scotland to the brink of insanity and stress.

"Why did Johnny go insane? "
"Too many Added Value Unitss"

by James Wood370 February 13, 2014

Added Sauce to the Soup

The act of pooping and peeing into a toilet that already had poop and pee in it from the previous user.

Bro, I really had to go to the bathroom but the people before didn't flush, so I added sauce to the soup.

by The Real Duda December 19, 2024

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

Should This Be Added To The Urban Dictionary

by BlueStripes March 14, 2019

coke zero now with a hint of added vanilla

Same great coke taste with zero sugar now with a hint added vanilla.

Me: *Watching Jack's Newest Video*
Jack: sAmE gReAt CoKe TaStE wItH zErO sUgAr NoW wItH a HiNt oF AdDeD VaNiLlA.
Everyone else: COKE ZERO NOW WITH A HINT OF ADDED VANILLA

by grqv1ty_err0r February 1, 2020

Value Added Tax

A tax added to an item to raise government revenue from every stage of production, cradle to grave. Referred to as a VAT tax. It was an idea proposed in 1918 and implemented in France in 1954.

The Govt wants to add a Value Added Tax, or VAT because they keep spending money and can't manage their money, as sales tax, income tax, and death taxes aren't enough. They need to keep raising money to support the middle and low income folk who in turn can't manage their money, so they will keep taking from them to help support them. An alternate solution is to prevent fraud in govt social programs and let people spend their own money.

by Korgon June 6, 2010