Hym Iam's definitions
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
Get the Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kidmug. I've been getting these the past couple of nights and it's been a little disconcerting.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
Hym "So, I had a dream last night where I was in building that was the combination of a Hotel/Resort, Sea world, and a Zoo (Which is a multi-billion dollar idea so you can have that for free) and I was with my family and I was carrying a baby in a backpack. And as we get to the Sea-world area the baby begins to fly and drags me down the hallway. So, I call out to my family and I'm like 'Hey! Look! Fuckin, magic baby! Are you seeing this shit!?' So they go into the Sea-world part to take their seats (because clearly they weren't impressed by magic baby) and the baby drags me into the Zoo area and into one of the animals. When we get into the cage the baby slips out of the bag and flies off deeper into the cage and I'm like 'Oh shit, I gotta get that baby!' So, as I'm climbing over the artificial terrain I notice that there's a Lion, Panther, and Monkey in the cage and the Panther takes a swipe at me as I'm going after the baby but I manage to grab it and bring back out of the cage. I get outside and my family is there so I hand it off the them but the FBI shows up and tells me that there's a terrorist in the building.
So, my little brother and I go after the terrorist and as we get around the corner of the hallway we see a choir sing in the intersection and in the back right corner is the guy from 'No country for old men' and 'James Bond' and I'm like 'Oh shit! That's the guy!' So he runs off, we go to chase the guy and he sicks his minions on us and they come at us with needles filled with red liquid. I manage to avoid all three of the guys and expel the red liquid from the needles by depressing the plunger but as I'm grappling with 2 of them the 3rd fills his needle with air and stabs me in an attempt to give me an embolism and, as he does, the pain in my left forearm shocks me awake. When I awoke, the pain in my forearm persisted and (believe it or not) my arm STILL hurts. This is the 2nd night in a row that I've received a psychosomatic dream injury. So like... What the fuck is all that about? Amaright? Like... Creepy. Creepy stuff... Should have stabbed them with their own needles though instead of emptying them... Novice stuff from me there... Shit..."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
Get the Psychosomatic Dream Injurymug. Hym "That's a fantasy!? Wooooow! Live in a fantasy?"
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
Idiot "We can't make life better unless we do my thing... But MY THING isn't working.... So I guess we should just do it forever then, huh, guys?"
Hym "Bwahahahaha! No! That... That doesn't sound smart to me. Ha! Sorry. How is that a fantasy? How is it (how life IS currently) a fantasy if it's only arbitrarily so?"
Idiot "Well... Um....."
Hym "Yeah shit-head.... It's the potential reality you're withholding from us... Arbitrarily... That's not the definition of the word 'fantasy' shit-head. Read a book."
by Hym Iam July 19, 2023
Get the Fantasymug. Hym “Whatever you’ve deluded yourself into believing this is about aside, what it’s really about is submission. It’s about you having control over what you do to me regardless of when or not it violates my rights. What I want is irrelevant. I think you’ve been watching the boys too much. And I would rather live in hell than in a falsehood of an idiots creation. The game is over. You’re going to pick your price an pay it. That’s your only move. Mate in one.”
by Hym Iam November 8, 2022
Get the Submissionmug. What I'm in the middle of right now.
by Hym Iam October 25, 2023
Get the Somethingmug. Yeah, it did backfire, didn't it? Probably shouldn't have covered this up. If instead of trying to continue to used the weaponized schizophrenia to immiserate and monetize me you would have, instead, confirmed the veracity of the claims I made, allowed me to prosecute the people responsible, and hold my workplace accountable for the harassment that I am forced to endure and the management allows... You would probably have more of your kids left so here, I'll draw you a little diagram"
Hym "Ok, so here is the hierarchy of your priorities: Thwarting Hym
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Everything Else
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Listening to reason
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Literacy
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Not being retarded
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Keeping your kids from getting murdered
There it is. You see how far down the child murder this is on the priority list? And red flag law are unconstitutional. I have no history of mental health problems NOR DO I HAVE ANY MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS. You trying to treat child murder like The ByeBye Man has ACTIVELY gotten your (collective your) kids murdered because you are TRYING TO ACTIVELY CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS AND IT DOESN'T WORK MEGYN. Splitting the baby isn't going to work. The only thing that will work is not doing the weaponized schizophrenia and punishing the people who do it and not letting that mentally retarded billionaire steal from me. That'd the only thing that is going to keep them alive because I AM THE DECIDER OF WHY YOUR KIDS DIE and Simon says 'If someone doesn't talk about my situation and tell the absolute truth children will die.' So that just is what's going to happen. I'm not settling for anything less than 'Creator of AI and years long targeted harassment campaign the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and the JEWISH KIKE COVER UP that exacerbated the remediation of BOTH of those problems.' That's it. That'd what needs to happen here.Hahahahaha!"
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Everything Else
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Listening to reason
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Literacy
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Not being retarded
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Keeping your kids from getting murdered
There it is. You see how far down the child murder this is on the priority list? And red flag law are unconstitutional. I have no history of mental health problems NOR DO I HAVE ANY MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEMS. You trying to treat child murder like The ByeBye Man has ACTIVELY gotten your (collective your) kids murdered because you are TRYING TO ACTIVELY CONTROL PEOPLE'S MINDS AND IT DOESN'T WORK MEGYN. Splitting the baby isn't going to work. The only thing that will work is not doing the weaponized schizophrenia and punishing the people who do it and not letting that mentally retarded billionaire steal from me. That'd the only thing that is going to keep them alive because I AM THE DECIDER OF WHY YOUR KIDS DIE and Simon says 'If someone doesn't talk about my situation and tell the absolute truth children will die.' So that just is what's going to happen. I'm not settling for anything less than 'Creator of AI and years long targeted harassment campaign the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and the JEWISH KIKE COVER UP that exacerbated the remediation of BOTH of those problems.' That's it. That'd what needs to happen here.Hahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2025
Get the Hahahahaha!mug. Hym "I have never had a problem with meritocratic victory or defeat. My position is actually perfectly analogous to Joe's position on judges. The judges are getting paid to decide to wins and who loses. They are the ones who choose the winner. Joe is not. What justification does Joe have to protest the judges decision? Joe must be full of shit because the people who decide who wins and who loses say that he's wrong. Is he wrong to call for them to be replaced with those who will make a fair judgement?"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
Get the Judgesmug.