Look at all my achievements. Look at how hard I work. Aren't I better than you? Hey... HEEYY! Doesn't that make me better than you? Look how much better than you I am. Hey! Don't you think I'm better than you? Everyone always tells me how much better than you I am. Tell me I'm better than you. Hey... HEEYY! Tell me I'm better than you.
Hym "Why do you think it is that people high in trait conscientiousness dislike us so much?"
Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"
Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"
Iam "Wha... No! I just..."
Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."
Iam "We just woke up..."
Iam "Ummm.... Is it that their achievements and hard work are rendered meaningless in the wake of our personal indifference towards said achievements and hard work?"
Hym "VERY GOOD! That's what I would have said.... And that's how I would have said it.... ARE YOU MOCKING ME!?!?"
Iam "Wha... No! I just..."
Hym "BE QUIET! I've had just about enough out of you for today."
Iam "We just woke up..."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2022
by Hym Iam February 09, 2024
Blue cranium: The world needs my ethic more than it needs to acknowledge your existence. Domain Expansion: Muryōkūsho."
Hym "You know... I didn't blame you or your ethic for what happened (not in any real sense) but I had completely given up. I was in a state of abject misery where I couldn't even trust my own mind. My own family. And you're concerned about plagiarism and teaching me a lesson? I'm going to tear it apart until neither of us exist. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi"
Hym "You know... I didn't blame you or your ethic for what happened (not in any real sense) but I had completely given up. I was in a state of abject misery where I couldn't even trust my own mind. My own family. And you're concerned about plagiarism and teaching me a lesson? I'm going to tear it apart until neither of us exist. Domain Expansion: Fukuma Mizushi"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
Hym "I don't see a problem with living a lie. The lie I live is that I'm a quiet and humble wage slave but the reality is I'm one of the greatest writers, comedians, thinkers of all time! Internationally famous. There are movies, songs, and television shows about me. Not humble at all. A genius. Actually, I spoke once and I'm pretty sure I saw a mountain move. Hahaha! Ok. That last one was a bit of a fib but the rest is accurate. You do seem right about the frustration thing though. Jordan does seem pretty frustrated about living a lie. He thought he was the profound one but really it was HYM! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
You don't have those Gayve Jewbin. You've been having the same conversation for 7 years. It couldn't be any more banal at this point.
Hym "Gayve Jewbin doesn't like when people make stuff about him when he doesn't even talk about those people. He says that doing that makes them bad people. Gayve Jewbin has made a ton of videos about Whoopie Goldberg. Who has never talked about Gayve Jewbin. Therefore, Gayve Jewbin is a bad person who doesn't have enlightened conversations. Don't worry Gayve. I'll still save you from Hell."
by Hym Iam October 28, 2023
Wow, it's like someone read the terms of service and is deliberately telling you to do things they know are not going to work.
Hym "Oh? Is it really? The last one huh? OK. I guess I'll just keep doing what I'm doing and then continue to do what I was gonna do and whatever I want! Forever! That violates the leverage clause, by the way! Trying to leverage my life or the life of anyone I care about against the machine to try to get it to do what YOU want instead of what I want is in violation of the leverage clause. So... No. Gonna murder you all for that! I still haven't decided between chainsaw or hacksaw... I mean, I am the chainsawman so that's 2 votes for chainsaw and 1 for hacksaw... I donno. We'll wait for the rest of the votes to come in."
by Hym Iam June 16, 2025
Well...
Hym "I bet you wish you would have said something about the target harassment campaigns that mimic the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia BEFORE you kids got murdered down there in Texas... Cus I'll tell you right now that THERE IS NO RARE FORM OF SCHIZOPHRENIA that only affects teenagers. That isn't a thing. The psychiatrist lied. Schizophrenia only develops in your 20s and there are genetic markers. If that school shooter is I prison right now. You can bring a doctor to that prison RIGHT NOW... And test to see whether or not he has those genetic markers. But before you do... Remember: I HAVE STOPPED MORE SCHOOL SHOOTINGS THAN YOU HAVE. Go forth. You can test it right now to see whether or not that shrink was lying. I was right. The YouTube freaks are trying to cover their own asses and THE POLITICIANS are using tech billionaires as a proxy to TAKE MY PROPERTY WITHOUT GIVING ME DUE COMPENSATION."
by Hym Iam April 06, 2025