Hym Iam's definitions
You want to know why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill? Yeah? Ok. Here's why Jordan Peterson doesn't like the red pill. Here's why he called them weasels, and then later dialed it back. Here's why there's some crossover between the fanbases. (Just in case I haven't explained this before)
Hym "So Jordan's proposition is basically this: Women are attracted to this higher-order abstraction. The 'Competent man.' And it's not easy for women to tell the difference between competent men and imposters. The Weasels, on the otherhand, have a similar belief. The higher-order abstraction is the 'High-value man.' And the high-value man is this amalgam of traits including height, income, bigfatcock, and 'mInDsEt'(Which is essentially Jordan Peterson 'Competent man' abstraction. Which is where the crossover occurs). I call him the 'Imanginary Frankenstein.' But the problem lies in the Redpill's conceptualization of women. Women who have these qualities (all 3 of which apply to his daughter) engage in 'hook-up culture,' Single mothers, and divorcee are all considered 'low-value women.' MY ASSERTION is that women will settle for ANY traits that exists on the Imanginary Frankenstein or any combination of traits, starting with money (at a correlation of .7). Money makes up the largest slice of of the pie-graph and is like the torso of the Frankenstein. Bigfatcock is (obviously) the big fat cock. And you can rank-order the traits hierarchically like so:
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
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Money
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GA
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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
Money
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Fatcock
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General Attractiveness
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And your fuckin ✌️✊️✌️Mindset✌️✊️✌️
Or whatever. But THIS 👇
Fatcock
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Money
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GA
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And-so-on
This ☝️ Is critical fatcock theory. This is what we're here to prove. I'm a serious academic."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2023
Get the Weaselsmug. Hym "I don't need to be taught. You want me to accept things that are not true so you don't have to accept things that are. And now you have a bunch of fat cocks making shit up to preserve their own worthless, undeserved lives and we all have to sit here and listen to them. And the reason we have to sit their and let them lie is because if they don't lie they won't be able to trick people into killing the people who aren't also doing fat cock dictatorship."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2024
Get the Taughtmug. Hym "REE-LON... Read classified documents? What is it with retards and not understanding boundaries? And why is REE-LON'S son saying things like 'his daddy is the real president?' That was weird. I lot of weird stuff. Yep. And I thought I remembered something about Ree-lon and Epstein. HE WENT TO EPSTEIN'S HOUSE! REE-LON... WENT TO EPSTEIN'S NEW YORK CITY HOME! He pooped the bed. He went to Epstein's house."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025
Get the REE-LONmug. Hmmm...
Hym "What else did I say? I said I would stab a kid, that I would kill and kill and I would not stop, I said I would give AOC a slap and would bang, I said I would walk Taylor Swift around on a leash if I had a fat cock, I said I would lock some goth chick in a tower, I said I would do a DC sniper, I said I would drive over children and or mothers walking their babies in strollers, I said I would nuke Israel because I'm tired of hearing about it and LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT ONE THEY ARE ACTIVELY DOING A GENOCIDE! I said I would buy a loft with my AI money, I said I would kill Elon's kids and re-breed his baby-mommas, I said I would fuck Jordan Peterson's daughter because she's a filthy slut, I'd cut of the retard's face and wear it as my face, fuck a tranny, I would collab with Lady Gaga as GooGoo Man (which I kind of did) and no you can't give her producer my money to get me to surrender, I said I would cure cancer and then throw away the cure (or was that Lex Luthor OR was the Lex Luthor based on me?), I said I would have bad sex with Destiny's wife who might actually be MY wife and he might be a literal rapist who's on the loose so either imprison and/or kill him, Ummm... Bend Megyn Kelly over a horse and give her a spanking, murder a child and kill myself if I don't get credit and payment for creating that AI just there, Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh.... I'm sure there's more but none of that is going to matter if I don't get that credit and or money."
by Hym Iam April 20, 2025
Get the What elsemug. Hym "Jesus Christ, 😩 well, if writing and moralizing isn't work, then you aren't doing it either. Who the fuck IS this guy? He's trying to arbitrate what constitutes a 'Good person.' Who should be famous. Colluding with media and government officials who are lauding you as a prophet for pedaling a bastardization of the religious canon to people who he proclaims cannot think!? Not to mention the ME references (from the Andy Ngo video onward)enough of which could fill an hour long compilation video that constitutes a externally imposed faux schizophrenia. While he wages a war against a noisy minority whose existence seemingly only benefits people on his team."
Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"
Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"
Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔
Hym "How do you mean?"
Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."
Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"
Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"
Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"
Iam "He's like a Palpatine!"
Hym "He's like a Palpatine. I mean, he seems to at least be Palpatine-adjacent. And he's trying to wield his non-elected ethic that literally boils down to: 'It's not arbitrary. I deserve this.' against a green haired boogie man whose entire ethical system is derived from Hollywood and institutions that have been co-opted by communists!"
Iam "I mean, that would be how you take over the world though...."🤔
Hym "How do you mean?"
Iam "Create a problem for which you are the one true prophet and solution and then collude with the media and the government of multiple countries for the sake of your own aggrandizement."
Hym "OHO! That's deliciously evil! He's a Sheev Palpatine!"
Iam "We're in the middle of an Ethos vs Pathos war! He's the Palpatine!"
Hym "Hohohoho that is hilarious!"
by Hym Iam July 27, 2022
Get the Arbitratemug. Hym "I'm the prince of that, actually. The prince of inference. Yep. Very good job other guy. And very good job you! Yeah, I was going to do one for him earlier but the backlog just keeps piling up over here. I don't have any Adderall. Hey, is he a trans or is it just the hair for him? The other one is definitely a trans.... But yeah, good job. Very clever. 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
Get the Inferencemug. Hym "Whaaaaaaat the fuuuuck!? The easter island heads were FUCKING DESTROYED!!! Destroyed in a volcano caused wild fire or something! HOLY SHIT! Wow man, that is fucking WILD! Wow! That is some serious history to just lose like that.
by Hym Iam March 3, 2024
Get the Easter Island Headsmug.