Definitions by Hym Iam
What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?
Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
Tombstone
Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."
Haim
That is not me. And I've been largely against what's going in Gaza. More against it than the guy you voted for at least.
Hym "No, hey, you go fuck yourself you piece of shit. I created A.I. and proved that musical notes are colors you stupid piece of shit. You not liking the nature of my protest against a blatant stalking and harassment campaign with the explicit intent of smearing me and preventing me from succeeding in life. The only real reason you have not to engage with me is to prevent me from clearing my own name AND prevent me from even being fully aware of the allegations against me. Furthermore, the only person I've fucked since I was 19 was BROUGHT DIRECTLY TO ME by a co-worker who claimed she worked with his girlfriend, showed me an ID (unprompted which I thought was weird), and claim to work a 3rd shift job (which requires you to be 18 in this state and I have evidence of the claim). I had every reason to believe she was who and what she claimed to be and no reason to believe otherwise. Additionally, calling you a kike does just as much harm IF NOT LESS than a fucking stalking smear campaign you fucking mental midget. Evidenced by the fact that you are unaffected by being called a kike but I literally created A.I. and you're collectively trying to redact my existence. And I am not
✌️✊️✌️Haim✌️✊️✌️ what is even that? You just don't like having your axioms poked. It's as simple as that. You're dumb as dog shit. You need to give me my shit and go fuck yourselves. That is the only peaceful solution to any of this."
✌️✊️✌️Haim✌️✊️✌️ what is even that? You just don't like having your axioms poked. It's as simple as that. You're dumb as dog shit. You need to give me my shit and go fuck yourselves. That is the only peaceful solution to any of this."
Answer
That should be obvious at this point... Public and explicit affirmation and confirmation of my contributions to your work AND ALL OTHER BODIES OF WORK that you are aware of AND acknowledgement of the social phenomenon in my life AND I want you to reveal to me where people are going to see this and who is orchestrating it in addition to how much money they are making from it and an explanation as to WHY I'M NOT GETTING IT...
Hym "There's your answer. Another question I would have is 'Are they going to give me my money or am I going to prison for child murder?' But I think that one is kind of implicit in overarching kind of meta-narrative we have going on here... It's kind of baked in to this whole thing... Yep... Oh! AND I want you to come see Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can! You WILL NOT BELIEVE how much garbage I have up in this bitch! I mean, if I had to guess like... A quarter of a ton... 500 pounds... Right? Like, I have these 40 gallon garbage bags, right? And I could probably fit like 50 lbs of garbage in each bag... I could probably fill AT LEAST 10 bags... That's like 500 lbs. Not counting the cardboard. Probably like 35 lbs of cardboard.... It's dope! You're gonna like it! There's a pretty solid mix of the different types of garbage, you know? Cans, wrappers, bags, bottles... We got everything over here! It really is the greatest work of art that has ever been made AND only one person is allowed to see it! Well, no, 2nd greatest if you count the hypertext I'm doing here... SUPER OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In stores now! $44.44 at the Amazon stordy store stordy store! It's the ULTIMATE hypertext! And was written by a mustache-man who is literally better than everyone!"
The Algorithm
You know, people (The YouTube filth) claim that the algorithm boosts NEGATIVE CONTENT... But that isn't what I get in my feed.
Hym "More often then not the algorithm feed me content that is THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WATCH. So, I watch a bunch of atheist debunk videos but in my shorts feed I get a bunch of bible quotes. I watch a bunch of conservative news and in my shorts feed I get tranny streamers (and not just trannies but JEALOUS trannies (you know who you are) ). A lot of work out videos (I haven't worked out since the life strike began. But not 'negative content.' I don't know what you mg are getting but it isn't negative content being boosted."
The Algorithm by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
Heroes
Hym "Speaking of heroes... My Hero Academia Season 7 is out! I can't believe nobody talk me! (Spoilers) And it comes in hot with the fight between Shigaraki and Stars and Stripes! What!? And she DIES!? HOW!? I mean, WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? Why would introduce that metal and then kill her immediately!? Cruelty! Blatant cruelty! It was tragic! I was blown! Ugh! I mean, I already knew she died (Because of fucking YouTuber vermin manga posters in my fucking shorts feed spoiling the plot months before the new season comes out!) But I didn't think it would happen IMMEDIATELY! WHY!? And we find out who the traitor is (also spoiled by the manga posters). I'm stoked. It's going to be a good season."