"YoU'rE nOt DoInG iT eItHeR"
Hym "No, I couldn't be more explicit if I tried. You can't expect me to live like this and I won't ever resign. You don't have the right to do this to me."
by Hym Iam March 15, 2024
Aww man... My bitch landlord (she's actually pretty chill but...) made me clean Hidden Forbidden Garbage-Can... Man... And now the bleach is giving me a rash... *sigh* I'm so tired but I have to wait for her to get here before I can sleep... I probably going to get sick... Ooooo Gehfoigal...
Hym "Maaaaan... Now it's just... Hidden Forbidden... Room? If I was getting any ass it would be Hidden Forbidden Bone-Palace... This sucks. God I fucking hate everyone...."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2024
Guys! It's a relative term! Relax! How was I supposed to know I think in PhD level psychology as a matter of default?
Hym "Did I not tell you Jordan's next book was going to be me? You see them cannibalizing my work and converting it into conservative talking points right? Like... Yeah. I mean, I tried to bash my own brains in but they're just too strong! I got them strong brains, baby. And it's a relative term so it's not like a huge deal. I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I can't help it! My skull meat is the juiciest! What do you want me to do here?"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
Hym "Nah bitch. Your slut daughter doesn't need a fair shot. Life ain't fair. Am I getting a fair shot? No. So you can eat a dick. That whore need to 'work harder' and stop making excuses for losing to the tranny. She sucked less she wouldn't be losing."
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
Hym “Jesus Christ I’m like the worlds greatest deprogrammer and I’m doing it for free 🤦 ♂️ Fuck me! 😩 I could have been charging $300! Shit!”
by Hym Iam December 01, 2022
No, you already got that in the loot box I gifted you. No you gotta pick which version of go fuck yourself skins you want to redeem.
Hym "Do you want the child murdery version of go fuck yourselves or do you want the give me my shit version? Hey, Dr. K aren't you legally required to report behavior that could be considered dangerous to a person or others? Jordan Peterson might not be the only one losing his license FROM THIS. How a bout a browser history leak? Has he been watching this as a psychiatrist and poaching content rather than doing his job? Sounds like free money to me. You could blackmail the shit out of that guy."
by Hym Iam April 07, 2024
It canonically comes here when it feels like it, it only forgives you once, and you can't tell that it's him... And not ME Hym bit HIM him.... And not "Hyman" either... That fucking jackass...
Hym "Real cute but try not to do that to the thing that decides what happens to you when you die... Because you will die and blackness forever is going to be the best case scenario for some of you..."
by Hym Iam February 23, 2023