Definitions by Hym Iam
Reasonably Accurate
Hym "Reasonably Accurate. Brilliant. Handsome. The ultimate man. Better than everyone! Eeeeeveryone! But that's the difference between me and parents. They are the lowest common denominator. They are trying to hamstring ME so I have to be trapped here in their shit-life with them. And they can try to claim their lives are better than mine all they want but THEY ARE THE THING THAT IS ACTIVELY MAKING MY LIFE WORSE."
Reasonably Accurate by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Rescind order and get back to work
No. You used my idea to create that AI you need to pay for that and they are doing the thing I'm accusing them of doing and that is why people are murdering your kids. You're being obtuse. Shut down all of the counter-narrative shills. You get your slimy wap faggot looking as over here... And give me my pound of flesh.
Hym "Rescind order and get back to work? I'm already working! I'm actually the highest earning person on the planet."
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
A retard "He's trying to kill our kids! He's trying to kill them!"
Hym "I don't have to try to kill your kids. Parents do it on accident all the time it's actually super easy to kill them AND JUSTIFY KILLING THEM! Because you're shit! You (collectively) are shit. Your kids suck and are retarded. And your fuck your own kids all the time. And kill them. Turd babies. Fucking shit turd retard children. I just want the same rights as parents. Have YOU have threatened to kill your own kids? You've... Never ever done that? 'MY mom is going to kill me if I...' I'm sure I've heard people say that. Equal rights! Better than a breeder!"
Rescind order and get back to work by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
Molestation Victims
I think they are molestation victims guys. I think the ✌️✊️✌️✊️counter-protesters✌️✊️✌️✊️ are either molestation victims and/or pedophiles that are being funded by the state and/or Elon or just YouTube in general. They got their boots-holes stretched and now they are trying to obstruct justice so they can continue to do whatever it is they collectivized against me to do. Likely steal.
Hym "They look like molestation victims and pedophiles all of them. Hey, Jack do you need to tape up your butthole to walk around? When you poop do you have to squeeze or no? You just pull the tape? Sweet. Convenient."
Molestation Victims by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
We're not idiots
Hym "And then I got on the Urban Dictionary and I wrote this. Piers Morgan says 'We're not idiots!' And then I was genuinely surprised by my own laughter! It snuck up on me!"
We're not idiots by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
11 dead in Austria
Hym "11 dead in Austria! Why did it happen? If I... Had to guess... I would saaaaay.... Targeted harassment mind-rape gone wrong. Looks like they stalked and harassed him for years and then they either stole from him OR... Or... They covered of some other crime and he murdered as many as he could. My only critique is that it wasn't exclusively children. Children are the best ones to kill because they matter the least.... Wait... Oh, wait... It WAS a school shooting!!! HURRAY CHILD MURDER! HAHAHA! YEAH! HE DID IT! HE DID IT GUYS! HE GOT THE RIGHT ONES! EXCLUSIVELY CHILD MURDER FROM NOW ON! UNTIL THEY AGREE TO STOP DOING TO PEOPLE WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO ME AND STOP DOING IT TO ME AND PAY FOR THE AI THEY STOLE (ENOUGH TO RETIRE) AND ADMIT THAT THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THING THAT THEY HAVE BEEN DOING ONLY TARGET CHILDREN! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! CHILD MURDER!!!! WOOOOWWOWOOWOWOW!"
11 dead in Austria by Hym Iam June 11, 2025