Definitions by Hym Iam
Nooo... It doesn't have anything to do with you doing to me what I'm doing to you. And I can prove it! Want to see me prove it? Ok. Here we go!
Idiot "Ah! Oh, he... Hello... Do I know y..."
Hym "Do know of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson?"
Idiot "Um.. no."
Hym "Well then YOU are appropriately named you stupid fucking pig!
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Idiot "Ow! Stop poking me in the face repeatedly!"
Hym "Dr. Jordan B Peterson is on YouTube. He's brilliant! He used to be a professor of psychology as Harvard and the university of Toronto and he recorded all of his classes and put them online! That's like 10 years worth of free psychology lectures! He also has a biblical series where he breaks down the psychological significance of the bible! He's helped millions of people improve their lives! He also does interviews with some of the greatest thinkers of our time! While making reference to some of the greatest thinkers of ALL time! Like Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Carl Jung, and ME! Your's truly! Hym Iam!"
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Idiot "Ow! St... Stop it!"
Hym "Now go, Idiot! Go subscribe to his YouTube channel! Do it now! Give him all of your money! It's the only way to stop yourself from being a stuuuupid fucking idiot forever!"
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Idiot "St... Ok! I'll..."
Hym "NOT FAST ENOUGH! Give it! Give me your phone! I'll subscribe for you!"
👉👉😖💆🖐️👊 *Tackles to the ground and reaches in idiot's pocket* 🤳
Idiot "Get... Get off me! Stop! Give that back!"
*Sitting on Idiot's chest in full-mount*
Hym "No! You need this!!! I will save you from your ignorance! VIEW IT! VIEW THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOODNESS!!!"
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Idiot "Stop! Please!"
Hym "Do know of Dr. Jordan B. Peterson?"
Idiot "Um.. no."
Hym "Well then YOU are appropriately named you stupid fucking pig!
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Idiot "Ow! Stop poking me in the face repeatedly!"
Hym "Dr. Jordan B Peterson is on YouTube. He's brilliant! He used to be a professor of psychology as Harvard and the university of Toronto and he recorded all of his classes and put them online! That's like 10 years worth of free psychology lectures! He also has a biblical series where he breaks down the psychological significance of the bible! He's helped millions of people improve their lives! He also does interviews with some of the greatest thinkers of our time! While making reference to some of the greatest thinkers of ALL time! Like Friedrich Nietzsche, Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Carl Jung, and ME! Your's truly! Hym Iam!"
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Idiot "Ow! St... Stop it!"
Hym "Now go, Idiot! Go subscribe to his YouTube channel! Do it now! Give him all of your money! It's the only way to stop yourself from being a stuuuupid fucking idiot forever!"
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Idiot "St... Ok! I'll..."
Hym "NOT FAST ENOUGH! Give it! Give me your phone! I'll subscribe for you!"
👉👉😖💆🖐️👊 *Tackles to the ground and reaches in idiot's pocket* 🤳
Idiot "Get... Get off me! Stop! Give that back!"
*Sitting on Idiot's chest in full-mount*
Hym "No! You need this!!! I will save you from your ignorance! VIEW IT! VIEW THE PSYCHOLOGICALLY GOODNESS!!!"
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Idiot "Stop! Please!"
DIE
An acronym for Diversity Inclusion and Equity. To the people who uses these terms, they all (literally) mean the same thing and each one renders the other two redundant. I'll explain:
Hym "Here's how DIE renders 2/3 of the acronym redundant: So, when they say 'diversity' they mean 'Diversity is good, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Inclusivity' they mean 'Non-whites should be included in all works spaces, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Equity' they mean 'Outcomes between whites and non-whites are disparate, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' THEY ALL (LITERALLY) MEAN THE SAME THING! Literally! Dr. Jeepjorp asked me once why I omitted 'Equity' from one of my questions and my response was 'It wasn't relevant.' My response SHOULD HAVE BEEN 'I should have omitted 2 of them because they all just translate to: Non-whites should be hired preferentially' It's redundant and retarded. An acronym where all 3 words mean the exact same thing. These are the geniuses that took over the world. Great job guys. Great job letting morons take over all of the things in a of your countries. Good thing you guys are all so much better than me, huh? Because you all let that happen. I was literally a non-participant. Didn't even know any of this existed until it was 28. So, not my fault. Your fault. How about a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 You guys are doing a great job without me. Good thing I'm being ignored."
The Golden Rule
Your willingness to forgo this for the purpose of hoisting me by my own petard demonstrates that hoisting people with there own petard is higher on your conceptual value hierarchy than The Golden Rule.
Hym "This is (once again) does little more than prove me right. See, look:
You are here
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What you're doing
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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇
Petard hoisting
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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery
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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
You are here
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What you're doing
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Golden rule
See how that works? That☝️ is what you're doing right now. Why? Because you know that The Golden Rule leads almost exclusively to being exploited by people who aren't willing to reciprocate. Which is the entire impetus behind the creation of The Platinum Rule. And you're doing it. See? This 👇
Petard hoisting
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Golden rule
That's how you 'Act' in spite of your ethical propositional framework. Do you believe in the Golden rule? 'Well, I act like I believe in the golden rule (and then I do this 👉 Petard hoistery
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Not petard hoistery)'
That's you. That's a diagram of you and how you 'act.' "
The Golden Rule by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
Sia moment
Remember when Sia was reveal to the public and started making music for herself and then we all found out she has had been there all along. Writing songs for Rihanna and Beyonce from the shadows.
Hym "My perfect future? My future should involve me getting Sia moment where everyone finds out I have been writing all of the things they enjoy from the shadows. Like a minor deity. Because I am literally the television equivalent to Sia and deserve to be heralded as such."
Sia moment by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
Difference
Hym "The difference between the recipe thing and Dr. Peepeestones' thing is that Sam doesn't selectively omit ingredients to prove the text agreeable to his ethical standards. And, in that respect, my criticisms of Dr. Jeepjorp are nearly identical to Bertrand Russell's criticisms of Socrates."
Difference by Hym Iam August 9, 2022
$1000
Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
Hym "Aha! Somebody said it was C- work and it was literally worth a billion dollars! Hahahahaha! Two sentences and some of the general themes and it was good for a billion dollar movie, several full anime series, and is being used to represent a multitude of characters (one of which is Narcissistic Superman which is word for word what I said I would be!) Ha! Hahaha! Aha! That's fucking hilarious! Who said it was C- work? Was it Plagiarism guy? Which one of you was it? Ha! Fucking idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!! But surely if I'm such a sympathetic villain, you would want to change my life for the better wouldn't you? Ahahahahahaha!"