Hopkins21's definitions

clutchdown

noun: The winning touchdown in a close scoring football game.

State won by two points on Bezonquiz Jones' 45 yard clutchdown run as the clock wound to 0:00.

by Hopkins21 September 3, 2016

liprip

The procedure by which women remove hair from their upper lip by waxing.

Mildred looked forward to her weekly liprip to take care of the five o'clock shadow below her nose.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

slimonade

diet lemonade

"I've got to cut out some calories, do you have slimonade."

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

Cracker Jill

What Cracker Jack became after transgender surgery and she moved into a trailer.

None of his old friends recognized Cracker Jill after the surgery and meth use.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

duplinaire

How wealthy a person would be if they kept searching for a lost/misplaced item instead of buying a duplicate.

Finding his third Christmas tree stand, Bob realize he'd be a duplinaire if he spent a couple hours organizing the garage instead of replacing what he couldn't find.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2016

betwini

a string or thong bikini, the back portion of which fits between the butt cheeks

Whatever Gisele's betwini left to one's imagination, it wasn't much.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2019