Hopkins21's definitions

funbeaten

When a habitually low-performing sports team suddenly, often unexpectedly hits a long winning streak, defeating traditional powerhouse teams. Synonymous with "Cinderella Story."

No one is surprised when Alabama Crimson Tide rolls up football wins season after season, but interest heightens when funbeatens like the 2006 Boise State Broncos or the 2017 UCF Knights shock the nation with a start-to-finish winning record.

by Hopkins21 November 24, 2019

slimonade

diet lemonade

"I've got to cut out some calories, do you have slimonade."

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

asbestos

How a fireman dresses.

How does a fireman dress? Asbestos he can.

by Hopkins21 September 12, 2016

tropography

The use of tropes, clichés, and memes to distinguish regions of a country.

Tropography characterizes Florida as full of retired Jews, Oklahoma as a bunch of rednecks, and Seattle as nothing but coffee-swilling tech millennials.

by Hopkins21 July 25, 2021

bothing

The desire for two mutually exclusive things. Equivalent to eating one's cake and having it, too.

Monica found herself bothing a weekend in the mountains and a day at the beach.

by Hopkins21 June 6, 2020

stress dementia

Stress Dementia describes the loss of memory, mental focus and acuity that occurs when a person experiences heightened levels of stress.

When Clark was fired, he couldn't even remember his own cell phone number due to stress dementia.

by Hopkins21 October 3, 2017

betwini

a string or thong bikini, the back portion of which fits between the butt cheeks

Whatever Gisele's betwini left to one's imagination, it wasn't much.

by Hopkins21 November 6, 2019