Hogtrude Parker's definitions

tbqhwbbqu

Abbreviation for “to be quite honest with barbecue you.”

The final form of “tbh.”

“Hey, nice party and all, but I think I’m gonna head out. The cops just showed up and I don’t really like to be arrested tbqhwbbqu”

by Hogtrude Parker September 20, 2022

person of color

Catch-all term for somebody who isn’t white.

“So anyway, I got blurped over a busted brake light last night. I was freaked out until I remembered I’m not a person of color.”
“You mean you remembered you’re not black?”
“Well, I’d still be worried if I was, like, Latino or Arab or something.”

by Hogtrude Parker January 1, 2022

NFT

An expensive fake receipt, typically for a procedurally-generated digital image of something stupid and paid for with cryptocurrency. Short for “non-fungible token.”

Incidentally, they somehow have alarmingly large carbon footprints.

“I hope you die.”
“Pff, yeah, whatever.”
“…And I hope your favourite artist starts releasing NFTs.”
“YOU TAKE THAT BACK!”

by Hogtrude Parker January 19, 2022

femgirl

A feminine girl.

Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.

My Catholic school makes all the girls dress like femgirls…

by Hogtrude Parker December 10, 2021

black lives matter

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.

Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.

by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021

feminism

The radical notion that women are people.

Thanks to feminism, I get to slog through the process of voting and worry about paying a mortgage like every other sorry sap!

by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021

pronoun

A noun that lost its amateur status.

“Damn ya ass fat, whatcha pronouns?”
“Sorry babe, I only got novice nouns.”

by Hogtrude Parker December 14, 2021