Definitions by Hogtrude Parker

feminism 

The radical notion that women are people.

Thanks to feminism, I get to slog through the process of voting and worry about paying a mortgage like every other sorry sap!

feminism by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021

black lives matter 

The radical notion that a black person should be able to come into contact with a police officer and survive.

Philando Castile was shot by a cop in front of his girlfriend and her daughter just for informing him he had a legally-owned gun in the car? Oh, that’s messed up. Black lives matter.

black lives matter by Hogtrude Parker December 13, 2021

femgirl 

A feminine girl.

Like a femboy, but a girl as opposed to a boy. Or like a tomboy, but feminine as opposed to masculine, if you’d rather go that route.

My Catholic school makes all the girls dress like femgirls…

femgirl by Hogtrude Parker December 10, 2021

feminist 

Someone who can make sexism their bitch.

“A crying lady! I’ll help you. I’m a feminist! I’ll make sexism my bitch! Sexism will be like, ‘Ooh, Xavier! You’re so strooong… Kissy kissy! You can hit me! I like it!’”

feminist by Hogtrude Parker December 5, 2021

gay keymash 

See gay keyboard mashing.

The result of randomly (or not-so-randomly) mashing one’s keyboard to signify laughter or shock. Most prominently seen in queer Generation Z online culture.

“this website says I’m the same personality type as Flowey and Twitter lmao”
“FDSKJFFJK THE ENTIRETY TWITTER;;”
“yes lol nice gay keymash”

gay keymash by Hogtrude Parker December 2, 2021

femboy 

A boy who presents femininely.

Roughly the opposite of a tomboy.

“Is that a skirt in your closet, Zach?”
“Yeah, you didn’t know I’m a femboy?”
“…Guess I didn’t.”

femboy by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021

brodude 

An anti-dudebro; a guy who is superficially similar to a dudebro or stereotypical frat guy, but unlike a dudebro, is cool about other guys deviating from traditional masculinity, considers it important for men to be able to talk about their feelings, and respects all kinds of people who are different from him.

“Hey, wanna go to the bar with me and Jim tonight?”
“Um, no dude, I’m gay and wearing purple nail polish. He wears that Buccaneers hat everywhere, makes dick jokes all the time, and can’t go one sentence and a half without saying ‘bro.’ You’re asking to mix Diet Coke and Mentos.”
“Nah man, you got him fucked up. Jim’s a brodude. You could show up in a dress and cry on his shoulder and he would HAPPILY fist-bump you and ask if you want to watch the game.”
“Oh, cool, but you know I’m still a Patriots fan!”

brodude by Hogtrude Parker November 27, 2021