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I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.
by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019
Get the Corporate Soul Vibe mug.After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.
Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.
by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Get the Flufferloser mug.A friend was talking about this Netflix show "Murdaugh Murders: a southern scandal"; they hooked me by saying it was TigerKingworthy.
by Hixxz68 March 7, 2023
Get the Tigerkingworthy mug.Something that catches your eye or interests that you decide is an item you would add to your bucket list or that you still need to put on the list, subsequently an existing list objective that can be completed with a bit of action.
Wolfie noticed that Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock were coming to town and convinced me to go; he exclaimed that he was sparing no expense because it was a bucketworthy event.
by Hixxz68 November 8, 2022
Get the Bucketworthy mug.This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?
I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.
by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Get the Bunkerworthy mug.It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018
Get the Baby Bombardier mug.The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.
Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell
by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023
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