Definitions by Hixxz68
Panviewer
An individual that has no discernment when they are watching movies or streaming series and is unable to see agendas, subtext, and hot garbage right in front of their eyes.
I was really happy to hear my buddy "the legend" didn't like Mobius, I was beginning to think he was a panviewer.
Mandatory Party Time
This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
Mandatory Party Time by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
Snow"Flake"
In this version of the definition of a snowflake, it goes beyond the standard capacity of the snowflake to be entitled, to think they are special, and easily offended due to a thin-skinned nature. This type of individual has a high probability of also no-showing or flaking on any event they commit to due an emotionally led decision-making process. When heat is placed on the snowflake, it will turn into a puddle, run for cover and thus break their plans.
Al talked a good game and was twice confirmed for the 40th birthday party, but when push came to shove, and it was mandatory party time, he pulled a Snow"Flake"
Snow"Flake" by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
Smelted Snowflake
The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
Smelted Snowflake by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
Low Steps Violation
A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
Low Steps Violation by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019
Work Talk Violation
When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
Work Talk Violation by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019
Throwback Human
This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.
I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.
Throwback Human by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019