Hixxz68's definitions

Bunkerworthy

This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?

I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Phillennial

When a foreign-born individual "twenty-something" is seemly well adjusted, practice and hard working, after a short period they exhibit behaviors found in the"American Millennial" generation which is as follows: entitled, narcissistic, lazy, sensitive, and demanding praise for showing up.

Yuri was great during the interview process and the first couple of weeks on the job but that quickly faded into a Phillennial facade when we noticed that he needed to be handheld and spoonfed on tasks/projects daily.

by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018

Zombie Snap

This is that moment when you're watching a zombie film where the zombies are just slowly milling around, and then suddenly, it gets a whiff of brains and starts bolting for the victim. The same happens with social media zombies; they are in a trance or NPC -Vibe and suddenly attack.

Franchesca was pretty cool until the Zombie Snap; she went for my jugular out of the blue.

by Hixxz68 March 2, 2023

Glitterrap

Millennials love to receive participation awards being handled with "kid gloves" and constant praise. Glitterrap does all three of those in one word, it is the equivalency of a verbal "Golf Clap" wrapped in bubble wrap with a sprinkle of glitter-like praise (they all love glitter).

We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.

by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018

Throwback Human

This is an individual who still has a personality, can concentrate, and are not on the phone all the time. There is a correlation between them and there social media use in the fact that they're able to verbally communicate with other humans using eye contact and nonverbal cues. They are reminiscent of humans before the existence of the World Wide Web.

I was in this class at the gym, and there was this new guy Jeff that was actually friendly and talkative and engaging, I really think he's a "throwback human" because he has a personality.

by Hixxz68 May 15, 2019

NPC-Vibe

Nonplayer characters are a concept that most video game fans are familiar with; filler in a scene, though they may have a part in the script, not primary or even secondary; they are a background fabrication. They don't usually have defined roles or characters, the equivalency of a cardboard cut-out video image. The Nonplayer character vibe is when somebody puts off a feeling reminiscent of the empty, soulless vacuum of a nonplayer character.

I mentioned to a buddy that we were going through a tough time because of some weather conditions; he let me know that they were staying at five-star accommodations while skiing, and they had a hot tub and sauna; that was when I realized he was putting off an NPC-Vibe.

by Hixxz68 March 1, 2023

Name Drop Violation

When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.

Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".

by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018