Definitions by Hixxz68
Millennial Drone
A millennial generation participant who acts and behaves similar to a Drone. Their behavior is distant, vacant, devoid of personality, the overall energy is reminiscent of a drone hovering off in the distance.
It was pretty remarkable after interacting with Kevin, very little eye contact, monotone voice, zero personality he's definitely a Millennial Drone.
Millennial Drone by Hixxz68 May 10, 2019
Corporate Soul Vibe
I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.
Corporate Soul Vibe by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019
Entreparential
When an enterprising millennial uses all their entrepreneurial energy with the sole focus of generating additional income and resources from of their parents. Typical strategies are as follows: Minor and Major injuries, car accident or other critical car related issues, pet accident and needs surgery, cyber attack resulting in fraud against your child, and many more tactics too heinous to mention.
Frank just thought that his 30-year-old cousin Sean was going to Starbucks every day working on a "new startup", he was shocked to find out Sean was just working on some entreparential strategies again.
Entreparential by Hixxz68 August 23, 2018
Baby Bombardier
It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
Baby Bombardier by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018
Name Drop Violation
When somebody you know who is a notorious "name-dropper " crosses the line and starts to reference unpopular people as famous or people that have too many degrees of separation from "said"celebrity, hence siblings, in-laws or distant relations as famous or interesting in any way.
Pablo was pumped to have the sister of the founder of a "major silicon valley social media company" attend his happy hour, Roberto and I both felt this was a major "Name Drop Violation".
Name Drop Violation by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018
Frierant
a parent that desires to be more of a friend to their child versus a disciplinarian, mentor, teacher. They let their child run amuck in every neutral space without the child fearing any consequence for any bad behavior, no matter how disruptive that behavior is. The ultimate goal of the "said parent" is to raise a friend or a companion, not a self-sufficient and well-mannered member of society.
RobBot, Skywalker and I could have had a better time at the "Imagine Dragons" concert had it not been for the Frierant next to us who bought a very disruptive six-year-old to the show filled with drunk and "super high" adult concertgoers.
Glitterrap
Millennials love to receive participation awards being handled with "kid gloves" and constant praise. Glitterrap does all three of those in one word, it is the equivalency of a verbal "Golf Clap" wrapped in bubble wrap with a sprinkle of glitter-like praise (they all love glitter).
We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.
Glitterrap by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018