Low Steps Violation

A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019
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Puddlemelt

Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
by Hixxz68 August 02, 2018
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NPC-Vibe

Nonplayer characters are a concept that most video game fans are familiar with; filler in a scene, though they may have a part in the script, not primary or even secondary; they are a background fabrication. They don't usually have defined roles or characters, the equivalency of a cardboard cut-out video image. The Nonplayer character vibe is when somebody puts off a feeling reminiscent of the empty, soulless vacuum of a nonplayer character.
I mentioned to a buddy that we were going through a tough time because of some weather conditions; he let me know that they were staying at five-star accommodations while skiing, and they had a hot tub and sauna; that was when I realized he was putting off an NPC-Vibe.
by Hixxz68 March 01, 2023
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Brokeasztrek

This is your typical Generation Z wanting to travel but doesn't have any money and they just say, "what the fuck': and book a ticket. They are probably unemployed and pinballing through life. They think they are on the verge of Stardom, being a celebrity, glory from influencing, or a killer podcast, so why not spend the money now?
Tyler was a little concerned about spontaneously agreeing to a trip with Boobie Boo; yeah, he has no money, is in debt, and is unemployed, but it's time for a Brokeasztrek.
by Hixxz68 February 28, 2023
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Drama-free zone

It’s an area/ radius where you want zero complaining ,whining ,bitching , comparisons/Judgments and gossip.
I told Alexis we can go out for a drink but I reminded her that my presence its a Drama-free zone.
by Hixxz68 September 26, 2022
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Dada%

It’s the reality that when a GenZ member agrees at the end of a conversation, they say 100%. That agreement isn’t agreement; it sounds solid, but if they feel slightly different in five minutes, the weather changes, Or popular opinion shifts on a dime, they’re no longer 100%; they’re Dada%, which means they’re not on board or agree in any way anymore.
I’m baffled because Shane said he was 100% and was coming over to hang, but then I see in his feeds that he went out to a party; I guess he was Dada%.
by Hixxz68 February 26, 2023
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Fantasy-Criminal

A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.
Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.
by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022
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