Definitions by Hixxz68
NPC-Vibe
Nonplayer characters are a concept that most video game fans are familiar with; filler in a scene, though they may have a part in the script, not primary or even secondary; they are a background fabrication. They don't usually have defined roles or characters, the equivalency of a cardboard cut-out video image. The Nonplayer character vibe is when somebody puts off a feeling reminiscent of the empty, soulless vacuum of a nonplayer character.
I mentioned to a buddy that we were going through a tough time because of some weather conditions; he let me know that they were staying at five-star accommodations while skiing, and they had a hot tub and sauna; that was when I realized he was putting off an NPC-Vibe.
Brokeasztrek
This is your typical Generation Z wanting to travel but doesn't have any money and they just say, "what the fuck': and book a ticket. They are probably unemployed and pinballing through life. They think they are on the verge of Stardom, being a celebrity, glory from influencing, or a killer podcast, so why not spend the money now?
Tyler was a little concerned about spontaneously agreeing to a trip with Boobie Boo; yeah, he has no money, is in debt, and is unemployed, but it's time for a Brokeasztrek.
Brokeasztrek by Hixxz68 February 28, 2023
Dada%
It’s the reality that when a GenZ member agrees at the end of a conversation, they say 100%. That agreement isn’t agreement; it sounds solid, but if they feel slightly different in five minutes, the weather changes, Or popular opinion shifts on a dime, they’re no longer 100%; they’re Dada%, which means they’re not on board or agree in any way anymore.
I’m baffled because Shane said he was 100% and was coming over to hang, but then I see in his feeds that he went out to a party; I guess he was Dada%.
Woke Princess
She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
Woke Princess by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
Bucketworthy
Something that catches your eye or interests that you decide is an item you would add to your bucket list or that you still need to put on the list, subsequently an existing list objective that can be completed with a bit of action.
Wolfie noticed that Dave Chapelle and Chris Rock were coming to town and convinced me to go; he exclaimed that he was sparing no expense because it was a bucketworthy event.
Bucketworthy by Hixxz68 November 8, 2022
Bufferedtalk
When you're in a conversation with somebody who's on their phone, and there's this uncomfortable delay similar to when you're watching a streaming show, and there are the "three dots" that show up, and the show is delayed and buffered because you're waiting for a connection, the same thing happens in a conversation with somebody focused on there phone, the dialogue is choppy and has no flow.
I was having a chat with my honey about some interesting subject matter, and for some reason, the conversation wasn't flowing; that's when I realized she was on her phone; I was unaware we were having a bufferedtalk,
Bufferedtalk by Hixxz68 November 7, 2022
Fantasyslacker
Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.
Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.
Fantasyslacker by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022