Hixxz68's definitions

Flufferloser

After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.

Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.

by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022

Woke Blindness

Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.

I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.

by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022

Wantmonster

The standard issue Disney princess is conditioned by Western society to have an unbridled desire for more with zero gratitude; they are particularly dangerous if they hail from California. Nothing is ever enough, even as they receive something they have been pining for quite some time; they receive it and immediately move on to the next shiny thing. The depths of their desire have no end and defy all logic and reason. For the period a Wantmonster is mated, their partner is the most miserable creature in the animal kingdom.

Karen wore down Jerri with an ultimatum, and within five minutes of the excitement of the ring presentation, the Wantmonster moved onto a deposit for their wedding venue at The Four Seasons; Jerry slapped down that American Express black card and knew he was in a lower level of hell

by Hixxz68 May 30, 2023

Corporate Soul Vibe

An individual you encounter in a corporate environment that still may actually may have a soul.

I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.

by Hixxz68 May 9, 2019

Wokefree

It's a state that is natural and organic; issues are not being forced or agenda lead; there are no clear identity politics, emasculation of a male, or mentions of toxic masculinity; the diversity is genuine and flows organically; gender and sexual orientation are natural and not advocated, political correctness is not identifiable and no threat of cancellation.

You have to give it to Tom Cruise the mission impossible and top gun movie franchises are Wokefree.

by Hixxz68 March 5, 2023

Betabase

Passive behaving 21st-century males, low testosterone, apathetic phone-wielding knuckle draggers whose mindset is indecisive, lacking leadership qualities waiting for X chromosomes to tell them what to do.

I don't even know why we were trying to get Dano to a golf course; he is so Betabase it's beyond clearing shit with his mom or wife now; he's emasculated and in a state of transfixed paralysis.

by Hixxz68 June 21, 2023

Fantasyslacker

Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.

Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.

by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022