Definitions by Hixxz68
Phillennial
When a foreign-born individual "twenty-something" is seemly well adjusted, practice and hard working, after a short period they exhibit behaviors found in the"American Millennial" generation which is as follows: entitled, narcissistic, lazy, sensitive, and demanding praise for showing up.
Yuri was great during the interview process and the first couple of weeks on the job but that quickly faded into a Phillennial facade when we noticed that he needed to be handheld and spoonfed on tasks/projects daily.
Phillennial by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
Puddlemelt
Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
Puddlemelt by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
Two-Bodied
When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
Two-Bodied by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018
GillennialX
David had a meltdown and felt entitled to help over a problem he was having, for a 40-year-old mature man he surely exhibited some GillennialX behavior.
GillennialX by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018
Definingphoto
It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.
Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.
Definingphoto by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018