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A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.
Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.
by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022
Get the Fantasy-Criminal mug.It’s the reality that when a GenZ member agrees at the end of a conversation, they say 100%. That agreement isn’t agreement; it sounds solid, but if they feel slightly different in five minutes, the weather changes, Or popular opinion shifts on a dime, they’re no longer 100%; they’re Dada%, which means they’re not on board or agree in any way anymore.
I’m baffled because Shane said he was 100% and was coming over to hang, but then I see in his feeds that he went out to a party; I guess he was Dada%.
by Hixxz68 February 26, 2023
Get the Dada% mug.This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
Get the Mandatory Party Time mug.She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
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We really need to sit down with Crystal and have a heart to heart about her lack of motivation, our strategy is to start with some glitterrap statements at the front end of the conversation as to ease the pain of a direct confrontation.
by Hixxz68 August 4, 2018
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