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Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
Get the Puddlemelt mug.A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019
Get the Low Steps Violation mug.An individual that has no discernment when they are watching movies or streaming series and is unable to see agendas, subtext, and hot garbage right in front of their eyes.
I was really happy to hear my buddy "the legend" didn't like Mobius, I was beginning to think he was a panviewer.
by Hixxz68 September 11, 2022
Get the Panviewer mug.The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.
Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.
by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023
Get the Masturbeta mug.Some people tend to become worse versions of themselves as they age. Their earlier version was fresh, exciting, engaging, and fun. Primeversion is a longing for the relationship you had in the past with someone, and the current version seems like a replicant or a clone of the original; every time you interact, it's similar to a fax or a copy degrading and devolving.
Paco keeps repeating the same things, reliving the past, and he doesn't have the same spark he had before; I truly miss his primeverison.
by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
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RobBot, Skywalker and I could have had a better time at the "Imagine Dragons" concert had it not been for the Frierant next to us who bought a very disruptive six-year-old to the show filled with drunk and "super high" adult concertgoers.
by Hixxz68 August 18, 2018
Get the Frierant mug.Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022
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