Hixxz68's definitions
When in a social setting, an individual only talks about the work. They have such tunnel vision there unable to discuss any other subject matter that may be interesting to the other party as well. They are at a level of narcissism thinking that other people really want to hear them whine and complain about their work. These individuals tend never to ask questions about what you're doing. On the off chance, if you share some personal information about yourself, they can't remember those details because they are so consumed by their work life.
Sitting in the main square on the fountain, I bumped into my buddy Wayne who I hadn't seen a while, instead of catching up, he committed a Work Talk Violation.
by Hixxz68 May 16, 2019
Get the Work Talk Violationmug. Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
Get the Puddlemeltmug. Some people tend to become worse versions of themselves as they age. Their earlier version was fresh, exciting, engaging, and fun. Primeversion is a longing for the relationship you had in the past with someone, and the current version seems like a replicant or a clone of the original; every time you interact, it's similar to a fax or a copy degrading and devolving.
Paco keeps repeating the same things, reliving the past, and he doesn't have the same spark he had before; I truly miss his primeverison.
by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Get the Primeverisonmug. a parent that desires to be more of a friend to their child versus a disciplinarian, mentor, teacher. They let their child run amuck in every neutral space without the child fearing any consequence for any bad behavior, no matter how disruptive that behavior is. The ultimate goal of the "said parent" is to raise a friend or a companion, not a self-sufficient and well-mannered member of society.
RobBot, Skywalker and I could have had a better time at the "Imagine Dragons" concert had it not been for the Frierant next to us who bought a very disruptive six-year-old to the show filled with drunk and "super high" adult concertgoers.
by Hixxz68 August 18, 2018
Get the Frierantmug. She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
Get the Woke Princessmug. This is typically a work-related event that you know you have a real good time. Still, you need to tell you're significant other that this is a mandatory work event where there are networking opportunities with centers of influence, also the potential for political gerrymandering, but primarily it's just a good time.
Nancy has been out multiple times this week, but she wasn't going to miss this critical work event and decided to go even though she is tired. The trick is going to be in explaining to her main man Dutch that this wasn't just another Mandatory Party Time.
by Hixxz68 November 23, 2019
Get the Mandatory Party Timemug. A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019
Get the Low Steps Violationmug.