Definitions by Hixxz68
Wrong Thread Violation
Someone who repeatedly confuses, without remorse, what text thread they are on and posts the wrong information, pictures, comments, and memes.
We got a colossal school lesson plan sent on our text thread for the "Family" today, and we realized that it was my honey with yet another Wrong Thread Violation.
Wrong Thread Violation by Hixxz68 November 3, 2022
Bunkerworthy
This generation does not resonate with the term "marriage material" but is looking for a way to filter to their ideal mate. Many people have a pipeline of people dating in an uncommitted fashion. Hence, an excellent way to cut through all the noise is to have criteria that prioritize their selection to one person. Bunkerworthy is which of these people from your pipeline of Instagram, Match.com, Tinder, or Grinder that you would bring and lock yourself in the bunker during the apocalypse for a two-year minimum period. Who will add value, not get on your nerves, and supply some much-needed sexy time?
I was chatting with my son at lunch, and he was saying that he was dating this girl and that girl, and they all seemed like clones of each other, so I had to draw a hard line and ask which one was Bunkerworthy.
Bunkerworthy by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Primeverison
Some people tend to become worse versions of themselves as they age. Their earlier version was fresh, exciting, engaging, and fun. Primeversion is a longing for the relationship you had in the past with someone, and the current version seems like a replicant or a clone of the original; every time you interact, it's similar to a fax or a copy degrading and devolving.
Paco keeps repeating the same things, reliving the past, and he doesn't have the same spark he had before; I truly miss his primeverison.
Primeverison by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Flufferloser
After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.
Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.
Flufferloser by Hixxz68 October 30, 2022
Fantasy-Criminal
A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.
Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.
Fantasy-Criminal by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022
Drama-free zone
It’s an area/ radius where you want zero complaining ,whining ,bitching , comparisons/Judgments and gossip.
Drama-free zone by Hixxz68 September 25, 2022
Woke Blindness
Someone is entirely unaware of the social conditioning of the progressive movement when watching movies, television shows, advertising, and political speeches. The Orwellian programming is so complete that they're unable to see the progressive agenda smack dab in front of their face; they think it is normal because, for them, it is.
I had a couple of supposedly conservative friends recently say that they enjoyed the shows She-Hulk and Lord of the Rings of Power. I was appalled because of all the clear signals of identity politics saturated in those two franchises, a clear case of Woke Blindness.
Woke Blindness by Hixxz68 September 14, 2022