40 definitions by Hixxz68
Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.
Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.
by Hixxz68 November 4, 2022
When an enterprising millennial uses all their entrepreneurial energy with the sole focus of generating additional income and resources from of their parents. Typical strategies are as follows: Minor and Major injuries, car accident or other critical car related issues, pet accident and needs surgery, cyber attack resulting in fraud against your child, and many more tactics too heinous to mention.
Frank just thought that his 30-year-old cousin Sean was going to Starbucks every day working on a "new startup", he was shocked to find out Sean was just working on some entreparential strategies again.
by Hixxz68 August 23, 2018
She expects you to open the door, pay for the meal, cater to her every need while repeating her PC woke narratives verbatim, progressively emasculate you, cut off your nuts, and keep them on her bedroom side table. She wants a man to be chivalrous to a certain extent and a.k.a. cis-gender man of the 50s but then wants him similar to emotional and sensitive "Jerry"(Rick & Morty) that can be pulled around on a leash to the ATM and honey-do list items. She will get her cake and eat it, too, groundhog day style.
Shelly loves that Gary is always ready to do her bidding while speaking Woke narratives as the perfect gentleman catering to all her needs while being submissive, sensitive, and emotionally available to take her woke princess onslaught of demands.
by Hixxz68 February 20, 2023
When an obese individual is so large that they empose their mass and shrink the space for normally proportioned individuals in hallways, elevators, and especially airlines seats.
The flight is so uncomfortable sitting next to this Two-Bodied man, his whole side is resting upon me and pressing into my flesh as he sweats I can smell and feel his excessive moisture.
by Hixxz68 July 29, 2018
It is when a parent/parents bring an infant to a "Clearly Adult" or inappropriate venue shamelessly because they are typically older or younger parents with a serious case of FOMO( fear of missing out). Some of the events you see this occur are; Movie Theaters, Night Clubs, Raging Parties, Bars, Concerts, Guys or Girls night out, and the occasional strip club.
The Swan and I were having a great time at the party until hearing the constant crying from the infant in the corner, "who the hell invited that Baby Bombardier anyway!"
by Hixxz68 August 19, 2018
Most people have noticed that individuals of the "Millennial Generation" when confronted directly on an issue instead of addressing the problem head-on they quickly withdraw, curl up and melt into a puddle, hence puddlemelt.
Yuri was really slacking off on the job and we were really wondering what he was doing all day, we planned very carefully as to avoid a puddlemelt incident but even after sprinkles of praise and adoration at the front end of our discussion Yuri ended up puddlemelting into his chair.
by Hixxz68 August 2, 2018
a parent that desires to be more of a friend to their child versus a disciplinarian, mentor, teacher. They let their child run amuck in every neutral space without the child fearing any consequence for any bad behavior, no matter how disruptive that behavior is. The ultimate goal of the "said parent" is to raise a friend or a companion, not a self-sufficient and well-mannered member of society.
RobBot, Skywalker and I could have had a better time at the "Imagine Dragons" concert had it not been for the Frierant next to us who bought a very disruptive six-year-old to the show filled with drunk and "super high" adult concertgoers.
by Hixxz68 August 18, 2018