Fantasy football players who do the bare minimum, don't do research for the draft, and don't take advantage of the waiver wire or trades to their fullest are minimalists who tend to suck.
Old Charlie doesn't know what he's doing; he drafted five quarterbacks and three defenses, picked up garbage players to ruin his waiver order position, and has never offered a trade; what a fantasyslacker.
by Hixxz68 November 04, 2022
I bumped into the new guy Phil at work today and after a five-minute chat I detected a bit of a Corporate Soul Vibe from him. Just give it a couple weeks because this company will pollute any remaining soul that beautiful angel has.
by Hixxz68 May 09, 2019
It's the photo that has the opportunity to become the most powerful image of your "personal brand" on social media and the internet.
Nancy was heading to a wedding overseas and was concerned about looking her best due to the probability that this event could result in a definingphoto of her on facebook.
by Hixxz68 July 26, 2018
Some people tend to become worse versions of themselves as they age. Their earlier version was fresh, exciting, engaging, and fun. Primeversion is a longing for the relationship you had in the past with someone, and the current version seems like a replicant or a clone of the original; every time you interact, it's similar to a fax or a copy degrading and devolving.
Paco keeps repeating the same things, reliving the past, and he doesn't have the same spark he had before; I truly miss his primeverison.
by Hixxz68 October 31, 2022
After a loss in sports, skills, a bet, or fantasy football, somebody gushes about how gracious they are in the loss and how they're so happy for the other person that won; they shower them with praise for just having their ass kicked.
Dutch got his butt spanked by Oooohhh yet again; even before he was done losing, he sent out a congratulatory text; what a flufferloser move.
by Hixxz68 October 31, 2022
A fantasy football participant that has some element of power usually a commissioner that tends to always have the first pick in the draft at a percentage that defies statistical probability, they approve trades for themselves quickly and for others, they drag their feet or block the trades, they manipulate the waivers to their advantage and almost scoring tends to shift according to their whims and strength of their team. The fantasy criminals have their beta male participants in the form of mind control and a trance-induced state where they don't see any problem occurring.
Al, our fantasy football Commissioner, was blessed with the first pick in the draft again; that's three out of the last five years; it's mathematically impossible also, he put a quarterback in a tight end position to win some games and had a fantastic trade that should have been reviewed by the group that he approved( luckily it just happened to be for himself), that Al sure is a lucky guy or a fantasy-criminal.
by Hixxz68 October 16, 2022
A friend of yours on Fitbit or Apple watch that you are in accountability with has a dramatically low step count on a particular week or ongoing basis. 10,000 steps a day should be a pretty good barometer for most healthy active human beings. If that number drops to 50% or less your "friend contract" requires an announcement of a low steps violation.
Our buddy Nappman moves about as much as a three-toed sloth, he's consistently getting a shout out for a low steps violation.
by Hixxz68 June 13, 2019