Alex Garcia

A dumbass who fucks your wife and is bad at smash bros

That Alex Garcia is such a dumbass, I wish I could fuck his wife and make him eat my shit.

I beat him at smash the other day and he got mad and walked right up and punched my cat in the face, And started crying. I had to call the cops on this douche cuz he was out of control

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Tulsa

The shittiest place on the planet. Home to rednecks and pedophiles, homeless people and a bunch of crack heads. It’s also where I live!

I love Tulsa!

by Hitler the great June 13, 2020

Big Show

When you’re having a big opening act. It’s so big it’s amazing and exciting.

“Hey come to my concert tonight. It’s gonna be a ‘Big Show”

by Hitler the great June 10, 2020

Pikachu

A yellow rat that shoots electricity

Me: bro I just caught a pikachu!

Friend: lucky, I only caught a deoxys

by Hitler the great November 30, 2019

Fuck sauce

When you’re mad you say fuck sauce or fuck my sauce to indicate extreme frustration

Pedro: hey norishima, I have to come clean...
I was actually the one who sold your Lamborghini

Norishima: oh FUCK SAUCE...

by Hitler the great November 10, 2019

Sarada uchiha

Sexy, has a nice booty

Sarada Uchiha is sexy

by Hitler the great July 07, 2020

Shrek

When you fuck a girl hard in the ass without any lube. As you choke her and yell “this is my swamp!”

1:“Yo I just gave my girl a shrek last night.”

2: “really? Shit, that sounds hot!”

by Hitler the great June 09, 2020